Lance Barnhart

Writer, director, producer, actor, author, stage person

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@itscarterhughes President Musk is stepping it up, huh?

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@elonmusk @DOGE Exactly. Thank you #PresidentMusk !

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@masonbo @BidensWins Umm, capitalism?

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What the blazes is going on around here? I’m back on the Twitter

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9 years, actively posted like 9 months of that #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Check out the campaign for the new movie I’m co-starring in https://t.co/OtShWSBj7b #indiehorror

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Back after a very long absence. #NeedToUpdateShit

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#LoseAFriendIn3Words @midnight
Justin Bieber Oscar

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#LoseAFriendIn3Words @midnight
Your mom's hot

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#LoseAFriendIn3Words
@midnight
Banged Your Dad
#PointsMe

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I don't do this often, but this family could use some help https://t.co/P6ClXBjXGD #LasVegas #ChildNeedsAKidney

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#MakeASportsMovieWorse Slap Shit

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#MakeASportsMovieWorse Angels In The Outhouse

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#CanWeBringBack Freaks and Geeks
come on, pretty please
@paulfeig @JuddApatow

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@starbucks #RedCups
can we get #IStandByStarbucks trending?
Let's do it @twitter

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@starbucks #IStandByStarbucks red cups mean peppermint goodies, so the evangelicals can suck it

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Get My New Book for free for the next couple days. https://t.co/kwlVGmICfL #Halloween #childrensbooks The Best Pumpkin Party Ever

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#PutYourExInAMovie The Non-Cook, The Thief, Her New Husband and Her Many Lovers

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#PutYourExInAMovie A Nightmare On Any Street

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#PutYourExInAMovie A Million Guys To F*ck In The West