AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™

Professional beer nerd, occasional cyclist.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

Nice set of dishes from the random menu generator. Just close enough to plausible, but still plenty absurd.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Wow.

Jersey City Councilwoman Amy DeGise allegedly ran over an UberEats deliverer with her car and then took off. She was not made to take a breathalyzer or drug test.

She is refusing to resign. @Amy_DeGise

[James McLeod @jamespmcleod]

Ok so Tim Hortons spent more than a year silently and illegally tracking users through their mobile app, and the proposed class action settlement is ... a free coffee and a donut.

I swear to fucking god. This is real.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Our HP printer hasn’t been working for a month and every manner of troubleshooting, resets, changing ink cartridges, didn’t seem to work. After calling HP, they said the debit card on file had expired so they manually disabled our printer.

In unrelated news, I’m now radicalized

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@WilliamAnadargo @UKIrishUSalien @Biblethumper316 Acid rain in the US was eliminated by the clean air act.
Some of you people are really not fit to speak, being so ignorant of reality.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@ImGeeze @wunder2welt @VGrubsky @FinchTH @wewereimmortal @YouAreLobbyLud Mmhm, good one

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@ImGeeze @wunder2welt @VGrubsky @FinchTH @wewereimmortal @YouAreLobbyLud Yes and the brain damage from those repeated infections is quite obvious.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@arron10uhC @DotsPola @robertgraham @snuffling Seriously, where tf do you get this drivel?
Does the pillow man whisper into your ear at night?

Or perhaps you get paid to tweet; the bad faith is so obvious with your refusal to offer a shred of evidence for any of your claims.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@simons_long You're sick; seek help

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@arron10uhC @john_mccollum @BairdJebbaird17 @robertgraham Not evidence

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@arron10uhC @snuffling @robertgraham So yu offer 0 evidence - precisely none - in that thread. It's all hearsay, conjecture or already debunked claims.

You either don't know what evidence is or you are acting in bad faith.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

Repeating unproven charges of election fraud harms our country.

Repeating unproven charges of election fraud harms our country.

Repeating unproven charges of election fraud harms our country.

https://t.co/3F3si36Rrw

[toast 🍞 LOOKOUTS OUT NOW!! @Coldoggo]

the fifth angel garfiel

[M⬡lly @SkyraAngelWolf]

Reasons I probably don’t date #5387

[aarya @gd3kr]

built a quick app that uses gpt-3 to convert from English to RegEx so you don't have to waste time on stackoverflow: https://t.co/SQaHqsTeDB

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

Not long ago I would have assumed this was an Onion article.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@Arc_Trooper_48 @AlexIsBack69 @RyanJJacobs2802 I know you are stupid as shit; don't care to waste any more of my time learning exactly how and why, thanks.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@Arc_Trooper_48 @AlexIsBack69 @RyanJJacobs2802 "your data are anecdotes or invalid, but my cherry-picked stats are unassailable"
You really sound like a clown, man - stop astroturfing for racists already.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@redshiftsinger @kurzbeineAD @sarahtebazile @kire317 @DamianneTweets *bio sex marker. I'll probably be roasted for this for some reason, but I think it's worth pointing out that the person you're replying to explicitly said gender is pointless in their first post.
If you insist on berating people at least be accurate...

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@sarahtebazile No, I'm literally not doing that.
What part of this tweet did you not read or not understand?
https://t.co/EvmlLAExF3
Stop trying to make a straw man out of me pointing out you said something silly.

[AJ Bartlett | Capitalist Extraordinaire™ @lanceka]

@DamianneTweets @sarahtebazile @redshiftsinger @kurzbeineAD The tweet I replied to said "If there's a case biological sex is needed to help with diagnosis or treatment". I think you're arguing with that part. I wasn't, because I'm not a doctor; just pointing out that "simply ask the patient". Is kind of a dumb take.