Lance

“Buy low, sell high... We’re talking about millions of f***ing Deutsch Marks” 🇺🇸🦅 Seed oil abolitionist. Power hungry ⚡️🛢️

[Lance @lancemoorman]

36% of respondents have failed the IQ test

[Barchart @Barchart]

Will stocks ever see another bear market?

[Lance @lancemoorman]

Hunter really reinventing his public presence😆

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

@Polymarket Betters think(know?) the fix is in

[Lance @lancemoorman]

lol please no

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Joe Rogan is reportedly being considered as a possible “60 Minutes” replacement for Anderson Cooper.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

how does this not strike normal people as wildly out of bounds?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

New York passes legislation to replace the word “mother” with “gestating parent” in some contexts, per NYP.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

😆

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[AJ Inapi (Allan) @aj_inapi]

NO white person alive today owned slaves. Teach your kids that.

NO black person alive today was born a slave. Teach your kids that.

Not all white people owned slaves back then. Teach your kids that.

Millions of white people fought and died to end slavery. Teach your kids that.

People should not inherit guilt from their ancestors. Teach your kids that.

People should not inherit victimhood from their ancestors. Teach your kids that.

You are responsible for your own actions, not the actions of people who lived 200 years ago. Teach your kids that.

America is not perfect, but it is not uniquely evil. Teach your kids that.

The West is responsible for some of humanity's greatest advances in freedom, science, medicine, and prosperity. Teach your kids that.

Loving your country is not racism. Teach your kids that.

Wanting secure borders is not racism. Teach your kids that.

Wanting safe communities is not racism. Teach your kids that.

Wanting merit over quotas is not racism. Teach your kids that.

Questioning political narratives is not racism. Teach your kids that.

People should be judged by their character, not their skin color. Teach your kids that.

History should be taught honestly, not used as a weapon. Teach your kids that.

A nation that teaches its children to hate their heritage will not survive. Teach your kids that.

Your country is your home. Protecting it is not something to be ashamed of. Teach your kids that.

You do not owe an apology for being born. Teach your kids that.

Never let fear of being called names stop you from speaking the truth as you see it. Teach your kids that.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

In other news- sun rises in the east🚨🚨📢

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*DALIO SAYS AI BUBBLE WILL BURST EVENTUALLY

[Lance @lancemoorman]

@cbiemiller @Rossputin @cologop @KirkmeyerforGov @victormarx Job doesn’t exactly draw our best and brightest anymore

[Lance @lancemoorman]

@alx they were too worried about his brains melting out of his head

[Lance @lancemoorman]

can you imagine😑

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

In 1976, Apple’s third co-founder Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800 out of fear the business would fail.

Today it would be worth $455 billion, worth more than Uber, Airbnb, Pinterest, Spotify, Snapchat, Roblox and Reddit combined.

He is now 92 years old and lives in a mobile home off Social Security checks.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

@PolymarketHoops poor taste

[AltAzn @Alt_Azn]

Let me explain the universe where Pratt doesn’t enter the race.

-Raman makes the runoff.
-Ro Khanna breaks with the party and endorses her.
-Mamdani, AOC and the squad follow.
-The “media” rallies around Raman as the LA Mamdani and we get nothing but fluff pieces.

Raman wins in November and LA becomes an even bigger shithole.

Pratt already saved us from all of that.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

lol they took the bait

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Puru Saxena @saxena_puru]

Moral of the story - do NOT chase hot IPOs

Year-1 average drawdown = 55%
Year-1 median drawdown = 54%

Table: Truist

[Lance @lancemoorman]

or they're just not at the rock bottom they need to be yet..

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

If Los Angeles re-elects Karen Bass, it will be hard proof that the people actually like the pain of their own destruction.

[Lance @lancemoorman]

INFLATION since 2020. Not hard to see

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Record high stocks, historically low unemployment, lowest murder rate in history, & average lifespan just hit 79 years old, highest ever. Yet U Michigan consumer sentiment just hit 50 year lows. By data things have been far worse in past 50 years. So why are people so unhappy?

[Lance @lancemoorman]

@remarks what can we do for him to leave now?

[Brian Wesbury @wesbury]

Ask Jerome Powell about this…we tripled the money supply in 18 years. People with assets, like you, won huge. Stop with the political stuff and focus on the Fed.