Lance Maynard

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

When you check twitter for the first time in awhile and just see a wall of shade thrown at you by @AntosIceBox 😂 some things never change

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

@lanciferous interpret this tweet however you want.

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

I'm literally so hot I can't sleep.

[Evacuate The City @ETCOfficialFL]

Can anyone think of anymore?😂

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

@punkloaf I've never had one either, it's common sense though tons of people have them 😂😂😂

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

@punkloaf are you for real rn

[Star Wars @starwars]

We unleashed 15 seconds of pure #StarWars glory featuring two new clips from #TheForceAwakens. http://t.co/XfNg90r9sF

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Deodorant isn't optional
Deodorant isn't optional
Deodorant isn't optional
Deodorant isn't optional

[NAHHHH @StoryOfMyLMAO]

me: for christmas i want a dragon santa: be realistic me: ok i want boyfriend santa: what color do u want ur dragon

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

Also it's 11 PM and I'm still so sweaty I'm either becoming amphibious or growing a layer of fungus on my body.

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

Half of our laundry machines are broken and half are being used so I just started drying my last 2 loads and I'll be up til midnight awesome

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

@slikkmikk @subaruben the line between ladies and thots shrinks every day. Unlike the undercheek.

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

The humidity in San Diego right now is above 80%.

S w e a t i n g m y n u t s o f f.

[NAHHHH @StoryOfMyLMAO]

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

[Lance Maynard @lanciferous]

*at taco bell*
Anthony: I literally never come here.
Me: Yeah same.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[NAHHHH @StoryOfMyLMAO]

"mom i’ve had it. i’m dropping out" "excuse me" "i’m done with fake bitches. the hw. all of it. done" "ur in 2nd grade" "no one gets me"