Heteronormous Jones

There are communists in the Funhouse

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

You people are pretty dumb

[Carl Paulus @CarlPaulus]

The ideological shift of "Congress should write the laws" to "Congress should write the laws."

[Legal Phil @Legal_Fil]

I look forward to the coming rational discussion, based on the law and the opinions that were written, regarding birthright citizenship.

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

Once again, nearly all of these SCOTUS decisions can be changed by Congress: late arriving mail ballots, partisan gerrymandering, student loan debt forgiveness, asylum at the southern border, TPS designations, tariffs…

If you don’t like the decision: LOBBY CONGRESS!

[Daniel Darling @dandarling]

One of my favorite things is, on decision day, to see partisans flip the opinion of the Supreme Court they held last week, based on a single ruling.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

The only thing these movements have in common is that they don’t know the definition of the word genocide.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

You’re the greatest meme ever, no you are 😭

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@kathrynlopez If you had been, you'd definitely know it. And, yes.

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@JonahDispatch

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

Congratulations to the USA's Northern Division

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

If only we could find the people who started this whole thing of a national party closing ranks behind a president who committed felonies in office.

[Crisis Possum @TURBOPOSSUM]

If you heard of someone dying in a first world country because there was no penicillin available, you’d be baffled.

A/C has been around longer than penicillin.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@Braves

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

It's absolutely incredible how much they just echo their own campus language Marxist gobbledygook. They have no idea what words are even supposed to mean.

There's nothing there, there's not a single original thought there's only what has been fed into their skulls Captain crunch style.

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@Jesse_Leg @JonahDispatch 🎶 And I .. love .. you, too! 🎵

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@jimgeraghty @asymmetricinfo has made a great point about this in the past. Older GenX and Gen Jones folks were raised by younger parents, who mostly struggled financially. Millennials and later were raised by parents in their peak earning years, so their definition of "normal" is skewed.

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

"American leadership was never charity. It was the cheapest insurance policy in history. We maintain a forward presence that keeps the sea lanes open, the rivals contained, and the wars small.

[Heteronormous Jones @landertb]

@elimcgowan @EWErickson Great googly moogly