landoftheloz

a hydration resistant sour faced puss

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

There’s been such a massive shift in the way that we behave, our interests, our hobbies, and how we spend our time that it is genuinely a bit scary. I mean, 20 years ago if someone just stayed home all the time, had no friends, no interests, no hobbies they were considered weird.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry for not texting back sooner I promise i’m not ignoring you i’m actually just ignoring me

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

air frying>healthily journalling through emotional tribulations

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

@JohnRossPhysio @robdelaney ps can you sell the tickets directly do they have your name on them?

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

@robdelaney please can me and my housemate come to your comedy show later :(((((((

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

@JohnRossPhysio @robdelaney oh i can see it’s 8

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

@JohnRossPhysio @robdelaney hi yes what time does it start do you know

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Scrap Rishi Sunak and the Conservatives before they kill us all for their profit.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Making it crystal clear just how much you despise someone's suggested plan by saying “could do”

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

Get me the fuck out of the uk x

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

I just want one day in my home where I don’t hear construction shite when I wake up

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

It's all very funny when "male loneliness" is called an epidemic while men say to women "you will live alone with your cats and dogs and after you die they will start eating your corpse"

these men humiliate women for being lonely but want empathy for their own loneliness

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

She was sick of how long it took him to put his shoes on whenever they went out.

[landoftheloz @landoftheloz]

I genuinely mean this

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What’s the best cheese for a cheese toastie?

[Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OwsWills]

“There just, frankly, is no money left”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

squishy

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Christopher Nolan made Interstellar without Cillian Murphy and the movie is about a man who feels great pain being away from someone named Murphy. They are operating on BFF levels none of us can comprehend.