Landon

I'm Basic

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

🔟 straight for Nolan!

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@kayli_kat41 Ohh that does add up actually. It’s okay then

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@kayli_kat41 30% of your tweets are making fun of people for liking basic things

[Glenney @brianglenney]

Is Tim Robinson the only #emmy winner who can tre flip?

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@lunarunicorn420 I think there’s one in Bass Pro

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

Plot Twist: Daylight savings didn’t cure your depression

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

has anyone tried imagining all the people

[Chance @chanceisloud]

My hometown had a city council meeting about changing the city flag and it turned into an episode of Parks and Rec

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

My mom really just asked me what Betty White died from. The lady was 99 years old

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

Last night my uber driver held up a note on his phone that said he was deaf. He probably was… or that’s the best way to avoid small talk that I’ve ever seen

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

This sucks so much. Dude was one of my favorite comedians. Rest In Peace Norm

[. @MiamiMatt02]

Norm talking about the phrasing “battle with cancer” #FuckCancer #NormMacDonald

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

Right when I think things are going well for me, someone has to feel the need to steal my bike from my apartment

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@kayli_kat41 LEDs inside are tacky so good call probably

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@kayli_kat41 Mostly just confused

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@kayli_kat41 Dude has a bed AND game console 🚩🚩🚩

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

Name a sketchier sport than pole vaulting

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@ccblevins1 The best skater on earth bailed three times in a row 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@AOverend Nah, we don’t need a 50 year old first baseman

[Landon @LandonEnlow]

@guccibaaaby Idk dude. He literally had a song called “I hate myself and want to die”