landon

he/him, 20 | unsurprisingly a furry, geometry dash addict, Ralsei enthusiast. Future Funk my beloved 🥰 | pfp by @ZestyLemonss | ΔΔΔ

[snoopy knows ball @SlafMyGoat]

Max Scherzer is officially on pace to throw the first ever yes hitter in MLB history

[Cozy @cosyposter]

🏒🐱

[StatsCentre @StatsCentre]

By not surrendering a run while closing out today's @BlueJays win vs CLE, Louis Varland in 2026 has now put up a tremendous 1.16 ERA through 63 appearances and 69.2 innings pitched. That mark trails just 6 on this list of seasons from an American League hurler going back to 1982

[em @emweener]

in canada we eat butter chicken pizza and shawarma poutine

[krei ¹⁵'³⁶ @schneiderpilled]

PLAKATA 💥💥

We love Vladdy home runs !!!!
#vladimirguerrerojr #vgj27

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Dylan Cease has allowed a combined 1 ER in his last 7 road starts (48.2 IP). His 0.18 ERA in those games is the lowest in a 7-start span on the road since 1913:

Dylan Cease (2026) - 0.18
Roger Clemens (2005) -0.20
Bob Gibson (1968) - 0.28
Gaylord Perry (1977) - 0.30

#BlueJays50

[jas ❀⋆.˚ @vlnzla59]

saw someone say max scherzer deserves the Cy Old award for today 😭😭😭😭

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

🗣️ LET KIRKY RUN 🗣️

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Mariners and Blue Jays fans slugging it out in the toilet bowl after going to war in the ALCS 10 months ago

[Maya (with the Stickers)🐀 @deriviatives_]

another day another ̶d̶o̶l̶l̶a̶r̶ new pitcher off waivers

[John Brownlow @JohnBrownlow]

I suspect a good proportion of Canadians would prefer to make French the national language than become the 51st state. Not even joking.

[Catino @CatinoWorld]

POV u are watching a movie with a canadian

[noemie @noemiemakesmaps]

there are No genderfluid people in canada. .. it is Too Cold so they become Gendersolid

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

My dragon girlfriend (461F, unemployed) is convinced I (27M, blacksmith) only want her for her scales. How do I convince her that the armor I forge with the shedded scales is highly renowned across the realm, helping me provide for our family of eleven?

[Arkheilos 🦈 @Arkheilos]

sleep schedule fucked up so bad I be going to sleep at 6am...

[Arrow @arrowgazi]

Nexus: I Asked MY Easily impressionable audience if I could upload ANTARCTIC LIGHTS even though the description says "Showcasers Suck" instead of just reaching out to declan or axinity

Neiro: Acheron + Poop = THIS 😂😂😂Poop Acheron

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

NOSE DRAKE:
you used to call me on my smell phone

[Laimu / Limealicious 🍋‍🟩 @Limealicious]

I really love the way the new Discord mobile update put the gift nitro button exactly where my thumb taps the chat box every time I want to send a message what a funny coincidence that is

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

Do straight guys want other guys to ogle their expensive cars or do they think it's gay