Jameson DeSantis

Yes, I'm still wearing that hairstyle. No, it still doesn't look good. Fine, I will consider another one no I won't.

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Shark attacks are down. Shark conflict resolution is up.

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@jeffreyhoward33 Heyo!!!

“Just A Ghoul”

Billy gets ‘ghosted’ when his Tinder date dies before they meet... only to be actually ghosted when her apparition cannot move on without completing the date.

https://t.co/iWmsgcrHIN

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@Phillies End of a meh-ra

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@JeffPassan Where did pitchers and catchers report to? The Wipeout course?

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More like Kenneth Runner #SuperBowlLX

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@FFMikeKash I’m your huckleberry

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@ShamsCharania Shohei is also going to play center

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@CBSScottWhite I’m available and a force to be reckoned with!

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Iron deficiency Mike

#TysonPaul

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It’s Edmania!

#dodgers #NLCS

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@Dodgers The Japanese can't wait to see Joe Kelly

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@MLB Webb is pitching so poorly his first name might be Madame

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Webb is pitching so bad his first name might be madame

#AllStarGame2024 #mlb

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@espn @wojespn @TimBontemps Big picture: real FA’s wanna come to Sac to WIN while they are able. Win for Kings, but bigger win for Sacramento.

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@DieterRuehle mvp of every home game

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@jublin Fartiosa

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@Dodgers Wrong sport, Charlotte

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@Dodgers Just give them Honeycutt already and they’ll let us play

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@Dodgers Where are we snagging that chicken bucket?

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@DavidHSteinberg I don’t think I am. Which is likely the source problem. Lmk how I can sign up!

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@DavidHSteinberg Blast! Can’t make it tonight. When might the next one be to mark my calendar?