char

aight.

[daniel @danielmustdiee]

my friend's letterboxd account pisses me off so much

[char @landy0768]

I think my new form of seduction is just gonna be telling people I have a Lola blanket

[char @landy0768]

Sombr performance so bad he had to pretend to hang himself on stage

[char @landy0768]

Little brother just told me that if I worked at hooters it would be like if people went to buy a new jeep and they got shown old kias. someone with a kia please tell me how they’re the best cars ever!!😍😍

[char @landy0768]

Can someone with an unused make a wish ask trader Joe to bring back the Gorgonzola crackers

[char @landy0768]

I blame every mistake I’ve ever made in life on the fact that I’m not ambidextrous

[char @landy0768]

I really really really like him but only if he likes me -if not i really don’t like him I didn’t really have any fun but if he had fun I had a really good time but if not I didn’t have a good time at all actually

[cameron @cambeserious]

trump: “they want transgender operations on illegal aliens”

the illegal alien: #Debate2024

[char @landy0768]

Good thing my dog just died so it won’t get eaten when Kamala gets elected

[char @landy0768]

Sometimes i think I only choose to keep living for Costco samples

[char @landy0768]

RIP feels like the HAGS of death

[char @landy0768]

i have a horrific amount of beef with the song dance monkey. and the name of that belly bitch from that one show. why are they named that. who said either of those decisions were socially acceptable

[char @landy0768]

I hate when I see a really hot lesbian and then realize it’s just an ugly straight man

[char @landy0768]

I was just told i live my life like the episode app but I have no diamonds and instead of closing the app I just choose all the worst options for myself! I think 10 year old me with no diamonds would be very sad to hear this news

[char @landy0768]

You know what I can totally pass the bechdel test no problem but the second the bechdel test includes not being able to shit talk my mind is ABLANK and every conversation will receive an F unless I stay silent. Which I will not.

[char @landy0768]

Just passed a woman in the hallway who said “you know what life’s too short to be a bitch” and correct me if I’m wrong but I feel very strongly that life’s to short to not be a bitch

[char @landy0768]

I don’t even watch porn and still every time i open my laptop around people im convinced theyre just gonna be bombarded with the sounds and sights of some fat 55 year old man jirating inside of some girl in an anime cat costume with a tail

[char @landy0768]

college! where the only comment on my 5 page essay rough draft was: “the depth can be found in the crevices.” okay! thanks ill fix that in my revision!

[char @landy0768]

Y’all wanna play bubblegum bubblegum in a dish

[char @landy0768]

When I’m tryna walk to the beat of my song and some slow ass motherfucker is in front of me