noah grace johnson

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Having Aftersun count as a daily episode is genuinely so upsetting and honestly grounds for rebellion

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

When I die I want them to look at my bones and see that they’re purple from eating too many sea urchins.

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

I can’t wait to paint my window trimmings a pretty yellow and make my wife build me shelves that hold all my rocks

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Whenever I have to choose a reel to let play while I wash my hands I always scroll till I find a Black creator because I’m an ally. Everyone do better

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Every VHS tape in the world is expired do you know what this means

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Going to college is weird cuz some of my peers are 80-year-old men who have five kids and some don’t know how to use scissors.

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

I’m cutting off the Waymo every time I will not be bested by the mother chip

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

You know we’re cooked because people post their groceries as a flex now

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Lowkey if you have the ChatGPT app on your phone I look at you like those fat people in Wall-E

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Going to the silverlake flea in pajamas as a social experiment to see if they throw tomatoes at me

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Actually they’re all closeted

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

There are nooooo gay people at Disneyland

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

People are gonna say cancelling Boots is anti-gay when really they’re looking out for us

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Stop telling people that their boyfriends are chopped we need to keep these gremlins off the streets

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Having a white male uber driver is actually so scary like probably the scariest one

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

People wanna be all boho chic now like they didn’t bully me for looking like a pilgrim yesterday

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Art critiques aren’t supposed to be glazing sessions we can say the 20th unedited photo of your golden doodle is bad.

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

Somewhere the worst person you know is telling people she relates to the main character energy of Amélie

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

What music did white people get woken up by on cleaning Sundays when they were kids cuz like honestly I’d choose gospel over Green Day even if I’m shoveling mulch either way

[noah grace johnson @n0ahgr8ce]

I wanna date a zookeeper so bad take me on a special date to see the walruses