Landyn

biomedical engineering

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

me after i get shrunk down and playing in my girl pubic hair

[clare @sadderlizards]

when i’m reborn as a spider and i find my way into your home please do not squish me with a shoe

[feral fawcett @knifesex]

i don’t mean to alarm anyone but i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

can’t even remember the last time i released my inhibitions and felt the rain on my skin

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Share the they/them kitten to make a transphobe cry

[jame @kloogans]

we should go out at 2am and scream loud as fucking hell to remind roosters we're better than them

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you encounter others on a trail, offer a friendly “hello” or a nod. This helps create a friendly atmosphere. If you approach a trail user from behind, announce yourself in a friendly, calm tone. Yelling “that chipmunk stole my car keys, run for your lives” is not helpful.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

they don't wanna see u hootin' cause they scared to see u hollerin

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Nathan @nathandault_]

Beauty is in the little things all around us

[pj @pjayevans]

The football should randomly explode

[Landyn @landyyyb]

‘I wanna play some hard trivia. I wanna play some trivia that makes me go, “I’m stupid as shit”’

-@dezireys

[Landyn @landyyyb]

I would like to thank not only science but also medicine for the development of SSRI drugs. Thanks. So woke for that

[zae @itszaeok]

how do high school reunions work like does the class president just pick a day and start emailing people omg

[c a l @Throne0fBlood]

Crazy Frog, once thought to be immortal, has passed away at the age of 55

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[Landyn @landyyyb]

Ugh same

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

12 months ago, I was Person of the Year