Lane Gordon

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Naayyyyy for Merica. #RyderCup

[Kawkfighter @kawkfighter]

Good morning #growconf! We are giving away some badass t-shirts. RT & come get yours!!

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Face rake @barsy39

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Who planks anymore @lancerisseeuw

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

"this women's boxing match is intense!" - Nobody

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Nothin gets me drunker than sittin behind the Cluny hall bar serving a bunch of beauties. @romanceishere @barsy39

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

There is nothing hotter than the middle of a chicken pot pie after its been in the microwave for 5 min.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

I have a feeling this safety video was made in Alberta or Saskatchewan.
#pilsner #mytruck

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

If your looking to loose weight just come over and sit in my house for an hour...it's a goddamn sweat lodge in here.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Every Tom Hanks film I see, I can't help but to notice the Forest Gump in him come out. #retard

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Family feud should be called black family vs white family.

[evan barlow @barsy39]

National abadiginal day. Figured I'd dress the part of I'm the honorary white boy #hiyaaaa

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

Nothing better than a quick 20 min nap turning into a 3 hour comma.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

@Chiv31 what did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? ...cancer.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

@romanceishere I'll let you borrow my dog.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.

[Lane Gordon @lanecgordon]

If someone could come over and spoon feed me that would be dandy. #FeelLikeDeath