Lane

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

They're in the park. Grabbing up ducks. By they neck. And eatin 'em.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i can deal with trials but tribulations got me fucked up

[FootJoy @FootJoy]

We didn't.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When you’re black out drunk at the bar and someone plays Creed on the jukebox:

[shaquille o'atmeal @crypt0e]

"Your 401k has been unburdened by what has been."

[Lane @lanemtrav]

Every time I see a Jeep with a bunch of rubber ducks on the dash I want to T-Bone it at high speed

[Lane @lanemtrav]

The Olympic shooting event would be so much cooler if they shot Desert Eagles or .357 Magnums or something instead of that lame ass pellet gun

[Lane @lanemtrav]

@SillyyWillie The driving part of that equation would be sketchy

[Lane @lanemtrav]

Fucked up like a road lizard

[Lane @lanemtrav]

I feel bad for people that have never drank a Busch Light while listening to Keith Whitley

[Lane @lanemtrav]

@Nicholasshoultz “That ain’t going nowhere”

[Lane @lanemtrav]

Present

[Lane @lanemtrav]

This is me when I’m 19 Busch Lights deep and The Blues Man by Alan Jackson comes on

[wor$t boy in america @360bratboy]

i would be embarrassed to be friends with that girl...

[ʇǝʞɔıɹƆ 🦗 @cricketanddikit]

Taylor swift, the economy, drakes dick? I don’t care about any of that. I’m going to drink 100 bud lights this weekend.

[blanco @beerdefeater]

This is how I hug my buddy when he makes an unannounced appearance at the bar I’m at

[Lane @lanemtrav]

Cryin in the club right now

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This hit harder tonight. See you in another life Chubbs.