Lance Melbourne

Im a nice guy....

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Its like the employees at bunnings love avoiding customers.#canigetsomeplease#doesanyoneevenworkthere

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Get around me! Im back

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@sammy_bouch geez we had some good times in that white laser of yours. #smokingdarts#wimmera#middo

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Hey @MichaelVaughan whats your thoughts on the first test?

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@Tysio100 girl troubles?

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

I found another way to fall asleep other than counting sheep, watching test cricket #boringasfuck

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@Tysio100 sounds like a thomson reserves game. #flogged

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Massive day today, too tired to even pull my dick.

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Just drove past some peanut watering his lawn while its raining.

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Wats the latest on finding bigfoot? @freakmark

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@shane9manning yeah you sound run off your feet mate. # : /

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

the standard excuse to the coach on a cold wet winter's night "sorry mate, got held up at work and won't be able to make it". #onthecouch

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Indulged myself into some shit food today. #deepfriedeverything #fizzy

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

a quote I've used on numerous occasions: "he's a gun, would have played AFL but he just loved the piss and darts too much". #hadpotential

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@shane9manning ur tip for today? First goal? Norm smith? #multi

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Might go knock a couple over the wood 🍻

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

No tweet from @Tysio100 today. #rare

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Hey @KarateKidspins do ur deleiveries even spin?#pies

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

@freakmark @Tysio100 ive noticed.

[Lance Melbourne @langer87]

Havent tweeted for abit....