Morgan

maker of ceramics 🖤 toadtown resident 🍄 she/her

[Morgan @langmorg]

Frogs do not croak they bellow

[Morgan @langmorg]

Pour one out for the girlies that got it together enough to make a plan and buy groceries, but then almost immediately had a little breakdown about something else and didn't want to cook for the next few days and now it's all a little wilty and they aren't sure if it smells weird

[Morgan @langmorg]

Do I think someone is sneaking around my home and hiding my water bottle whenever I'm most in need of a drink? No, that's a paranoid thought. Do I think my water bottle is blinking out of existence for short periods of time and it just happens to be when I am very thirsty? Well,

[Morgan @langmorg]

Simply can't keep this to myself

[Morgan @langmorg]

Me, with plenty of time left in the day to do the thing: ah, I forgot to do the thing today

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

i slayed today....and that's all you need to know.

[Morgan @langmorg]

Life is for living, not for answering questions like what would I do with a flashing movable sign

[Morgan @langmorg]

Love that workin hard or hardly working and shirkin hard or hardly shirking are functionally the same

[Morgan @langmorg]

New mothers in Ohio in the late 90s really felt something for spelling variations of the name Jackson

[Morgan @langmorg]

Men will see the boundaries you set in your relationship and be like smh babe /: why do you got all these walls up //:

[Morgan @langmorg]

Sour worm jerky

[Morgan @langmorg]

Q tips could be 3 times as dangerous and I would still stick them into my ears

[Morgan @langmorg]

Now's the time to let your freak flag fly (indiscriminately tweet out your drafts)

[Morgan @langmorg]

A very happy checking the pockets of the clothes you're about to wash for little candy wrappers season to you all

[Morgan @langmorg]

Two apples a day has the doctors shaking in their fucking boots

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

There is far too much information

[Morgan @langmorg]

Stop consuming the exploitation of tragedy and violence, and start listening to songs about odd guys singing little songs in graveyards

https://t.co/rQCoSrXjKH

[Morgan @langmorg]

Down with true crime culture, long live jazz tunes about guys like Mike the Knife and Smokey Joe

[Morgan @langmorg]

I am once again asking guys named Tony to stop sending me likes on hinge

[Morgan @langmorg]

Every clock in the kitchen shows a different time and I just pick whichever suits me best in that moment