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[the killer @deadbodyonline]

the rise in hannah einbinder’s popularity is creating a mousy brown blunt bob frumpidemic in brooklyn

[venn!ce 🪩 @nnifrid]

UNLESS YOURE DEBORAH VANCE.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[kyle🇯🇲🇫🇷 @toofarST]

“AI will be a tool fo-

[B @langweiligt]

@user062716 lol didnt he also keep showing his dick to his employees

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Pretty bleak when some dumbass can write one of the worst essays of all time, run crying to TPUSA when the instructor rightfully gives it a bad grade, then watch as that instructor is placed on leave bc the school is too spineless to stand by its employees.

Absolutely pathetic.

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

revolutionaries of 1848 you have to stop. your mankind too universal. your swag too radical. your republic too free. they'll kill you

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

Reading this but shaking my head so people know I'm not planning a crusade

[Atreides nuts @chrissky_]

@punished_cait There's a million good ones but I can't believe I haven't seen anyone mention Ted Cruz liking porn on 9/11

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Republican candidate: I’m Hitler

Democratic candidate: and I’m… (smirking) Black Hitler

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

Not watching SHE-HULK but reading Patti Harrison’s post about it avidly

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

another day in hell

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

chris pine disassociating at a press conference, florence pugh showing up 15 mins late with an aperol spritz, tom cruise clinging to a plane and saying "see you at the movies!", brendan fraser getting a six minute ovation...maybe cinema really is back

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

it passes the bechdel test if ben affleck’s wife is cheating on him and everyone knows it

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is the one that’s been frying rice

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

man… mondays suck and lasagna rocks… that big ass cat had it so right