Simon Lancaster

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Completely fed up with the diabolical parking situation at a #TwyfordStation? I'm starting a petition to lobby @networkrail to provide adequate parking.

Please support and sign if this has affected you!

https://t.co/2YM5tr5qfb

@henleystandard @APCOAUK @GWRHelp @TwyfordTories

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Your rugby pals must have a field day with the @VirginRadioUK app, @cocker 🤣

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@CUPRA I'm in the UK and regularly get calls from Cupra Connect about the many software faults I have with the vehicle. They tell me there's still no firmware update to fix my issues. I won't be buying a cupra again.

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Been a @CUPRA #Formentor owner for over a year. Infotainment still absolutely sucks. Worst system I've ever used.

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

.@SirenCraftBrew do you have any plans to bring back Undercurrent? It's my all-time fave beer and my taste buds are missing it....

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@sainsburys Thanks Joy. DM sent.

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Bought a bar of @CadburyUK dairy milk from @sainsburys and it's rotten. Literally. With no receipt, can I take it back?

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@Morrisons Hi Sammi, I can go one better than that - here a pin to the exact location of the trolley. Unnamed Road, Woodley, Reading RG5 4XP
https://t.co/PG1HbxHrND

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Wanted: Home for a lost @Morrisons trolley. He's currently 4 miles away from his home, lost in Sandford Park, Woodley. Been here for a week or so now.

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@DecathlonUK My wife ended up going into store. Turns out it was handed in yesterday but between then and today, it's disappeared from behind the till. My daughter is gutted. Shame you don't have a better lost property process.......

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Frustrating morning trying to phone @DecathlonUK at their Reading store. My 4 year old daughter lost her fave teddy there yesterday and wanted to see if they'd found it! Why can't I just phone the store. I promised her I would get it back..... 😥

[Jacqueline de Rojas CBE @JdR_Tech]

If you turn on the subtitles for children's’ TV programmes (particularly between the ages of 6 and 10) it DOUBLES their chance of becoming a proficient reader.... #LiteracyMatters #LifelongLearning https://t.co/RqEdasUEUr

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Surprisingly an abundance of #vigara mugs at HQ today

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@johnmcg @STEcopywriting Touché @johnmcg

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

I am Delighted to Announce I am the New Manager of Arsenal.

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

It's a good job our 2 and 3 year old can't read @CP_UK_Longleat - such a warm welcome yesterday

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

@JamesHarrisonBM Regarding the rave; I was at Maidenhead station on Saturday night. Feel free to use my footage https://t.co/BV7wis9zim

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

Is this some kind of Throw-back gig, @SpotifyUK ? Pre-sale tickets to an @Imaginedragons gig that already happened??!!

[Simon Lancaster @lanky78]

35 degrees and heating is blasting out on the 5.36 @GWRHelp from Paddington to Oxford. What a joke. Cattle get treated better!