Little Nut

“I’m going to be a nightmare in Taco Bell” - Dillon Freeman

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

.@thestonepony besties where are our rainbow kitten surprise refunds???

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Wild Card tickets. Parking passes.
And all the tailgate supplies. 

RETWEET for your chance to win the Ultimate @LabattUSA Playoff Game Day: https://t.co/3tSLWUqvty

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

Why is the dramatic wind chime always needed in documentaries

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@acltv the sound at RHCP is garbage please fix your speakers ASAP

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@Wayfair Will do!

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@Wayfair can you explain why there’s a needle in our couch??? I struck my foot on it and it hurts

[Carrie Ann @barelycarrie]

When I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@leavjessicalone @duttypaul @elsewherespace

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

A bright spot in the day

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

The best clappers in the game @dillonf_

https://t.co/LmUeu9DzC3

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@Spotify can you get your ish together and stop crashing every time our phones lock PLS

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@Bease11 I’m so sorry I’ve ever referred to you as the Beas’ knees

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

I got my full deposit back, thanks for tuning in and remember your rights!!!

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

*me googling tenant’s rights, ready to pick a fight with my old apartment building*

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

Don’t listen to them we love you forever, king!!!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I undrstnd not every1 likes me and may not agree with my opinions but by all means don’t make up dumb shit like “he just mad because he ain’t got no hits” I’m in all different genres. Got 2 legit Grammies in the last 3 years and got a song out rn that’s top 15 on radio in the US

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

@jason_mraz whatcha up to these days

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

My suitcase had handles 6 hours ago before flying @JetBlue out of @JFKairport and now it does not CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?!

[Little Nut @lanzynuess]

I’m just know that in 10 years when it’s died out, I’m not going to regret that I never went axe throwing

[emma silvers @silvers_emma]

when u ask a man in brooklyn what he likes to do