laolu!

you can’t put me in a box….. In a toxic relationship with @chelsea

[KUYE📸 @kuy3e]

El Nino for day, Poseidon for night, no be life we dey live

[THEIfeoluwa @theonlyifeoluwa]

Our parents need to stop saying "There's nothing you people are seeing that we didn't see"

They never saw this shit.

Never.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

“My son 21”, “his wife”, “their first car”, “Tesla”, “earns”, “grandchild”, “Account based in America”

Your government has more influence on your life than your religion.

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

I think people are missing the context here about Estevão regarding our style. Can he sustain running up and down with intensity like Neto this season?

Neto defended mostly as an RB yesterday. I believe that when we settle down and keep more of the ball, Estevão will be unleashed.

We are too direct and defend many transitions under Alonso. Nobody is looking at it from that angle. The direct style requires more sustained high-intensity runs than usual. Having had a bad injury from such an intense run last season isn't helping his case. They will want to be careful with the role they ask him to play. He needs to improve in that aspect, or he may have to wait until we get much better in possession.

Even though I want his situation to improve, I honestly do, but we can't say he can do better than Neto at what's required for this style of football. There is no way. He is currently a victim of circumstance, but I believe he is working hard to be more intense. He will get there. He will bounce back.

[LAWAL @actuallawal]

When all Nigerians upgrade to solar ☀️Part 3

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

So what will happen to the 10 billion naira that was released just a few weeks ago?🙃

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC youth leaders with 2026 Prado VS Nigerian soldiers eating bread and assorted running green tea.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Over 17 million people just entered multidimensional poverty, your president’s wife is buying cars for elections. You people that defend APC, you won’t die well.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You know the interesting fact about this person's caption:

Go to google and type:

Who is the Board Chairman of Federal Medical Center, Abeokuta.

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

El Ninõ + El Tinubu = El kpai

We're finished

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

Early morning visit to Villa Park, a quick stop at the Emirates Stadium to support Everton, then off to Stamford Bridge for my favourite OS. Busy day ahead✌🏽

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

for those asking

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

this nigeria is somehow. you fit dey avoid el nino dey drink water make the fake water kill you first 😭

[Mark @Marknit0]

“If you are smart, why did you graduate with a Second Class Lower?”

Job interviews in Nigeria are humiliation rituals

[Viktor👽 @FB_viktor]

Three stages of life

Birth
Omo wetin be this
death.

[‏ً @justjargons]

We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Brunade Launcher vs Como

Holding Striker. 💣

[﹆ @flowzki]

this is the funniest thing on the internet today .. who did this song ???! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Emeka @Emeneks]

We are barely surviving in his first tenure!
And you want to reward him with a second tenure!
Are you a fool?

[Hephzibah✨ @Sisi_Zee]

Make person dey use him 20s fetch water inside drum cause light no dey, but him mates for other countries no even sabi wetin lack of power supply mean

God actually abeg.