ben lapish

you don’t win friends with salad

[ben lapish @lapish14]

And just like that, it was all okay

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Hate this tweet. Trying to make cashing out seem stupid. He’s got £47,823 more than before. Can’t believe they’ve even bothered making this tweet.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We had a customer who stood to win 6 figures from a £1 ew 5-fold acca cash out with one race to go.

💰They Cashed out for £47,823.27
🤯They Stood to win £283,672

They had Luccia in the 4:50, should they have waited?

#Cheltenham | #CheltenhamFestival

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Currently eating a packet of crisps in support of Gary.

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Regardless of who’s in the right, seriously could you be arsed for the effort for this. Just give someone the finger and go about ur day if it’s something that minor

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Hey bus people what's this about?

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Genuinely impossible to do the VAR signal whilst absolutely fuming

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

I was recently at an airport and was driven to my boarding gate by a nice man who told me I absolutely must go and see Avatar 2, which is released today

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Genueinly me when anyone asks me to “put the game on” at work

[LADbible @ladbible]

They couldn’t get the right channel on for the football at a fanzone in Newcastle last night 😂

🎥: @AdamP1242

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Fair play Gary had to be said. No doubt gonna get some Neanderthals complaining about BBC neutrality for that opening statement #FIFAWorldCup

[why am i still on this fkn thing? @thisisjbs]

fred not again

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Year 7s spamming the DJ keyboard setting in Music

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Cannot stop watching how ridiculously unnecessary this free kick routine is from 14 y ago #hcafc

[ben lapish @lapish14]

For some reason I posted this on Facebook 10 years ago at 11 years old. Now I know why, it’s all been leading up to this.

[Hull City News ⚫️🟠 @HullCityStats]

Liam Rosenior has agreed to become the new Hull City manager.

(@PJBuckingham) #hcafc

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Mega nonce behaviour

[insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments]

Jacob Rees Mogg's resignation letter is dated as 'St Crispin's Day' rather than the 25th October (2022)

[ben lapish @lapish14]

You won Rishi, enjoy the PM role I hope it makes you very happy, dear lord what a sad little life Rishi

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Congratulations @RishiSunak on being appointed as Leader of the Conservative Party and our next Prime Minister.

You have my full support.

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Walter whites a tiger !

[Zack @zackgif]

Most-searched Championship team in each US state since the start of the season

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

whatever you think of liz truss, it takes real courage to come out and deliver a resignation speech like this with the eyes of the entire country on you

[ben lapish @lapish14]

@luke_almeida27 Those £1 bets have been paying off recently …

[ben lapish @lapish14]

Makes me laugh when people post ‘winnings’ like this when all they’re doing is outing themselves as a gambling addict in thousands of thousands of debt

[Esports punter @esportspunter1]

@AndyRobsonTips Mate says ta duck

[ben lapish @lapish14]

@OllyFord__ Never seen the phrase less is more been demonstrated so much