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I am here for a good time, not a long time.

[Dee @DParkerite1]

@marcuslmb_ So start promoting vasectomies

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

a woman with twins found out one fetus had died.
the other still had a heartbeat.
her doctor told her the truth:
“this is dangerous. you could get infected. you could go septic.”
she asked for termination because she already had two kids at home.
the hospital said:
“we can’t terminate a pregnancy with a heartbeat.”
so they sent her home.
she started leaking fluid.
then she started smelling “off.”
then she started running a fever so high she couldn’t think straight.
she came back.
the nurse said:
“you’re anxious.”
she said:
“i’m not anxious. i’m rotting.”
they gave her Tylenol and a pamphlet.
she texted her friend:
“if i die, tell people it wasn’t god. it was the law.”
she survived, barely.
after surgery. after ICU. after her uterus was destroyed.

and politicians still called it “saving babies.”
but what they saved was control.
and what they sacrificed was her body.

[L @laprofiterole_]

@direktoridosen @vincentrcrd Kalo dibalikin kayak sebelum taun 1983 dimana rakyat hanya perlu bayar & ga perlu lapor, org2 pajak pd minta naik gaji krn kerjaan mereka nambah, ga ya 😌😌

Kl iya, apakah artinya rakyat berhak untuk digaji atas effort lapor pajak? 😌😌

[L @laprofiterole_]

@ScholarshipfPhd 👀 Hi! 👀

[this is @faradiseye]

☝️😭

[François Chollet @fchollet]

@guy_dar1 There is no AI approach that can do what these babies do, not even close. The sample efficiency gap (at equal space dimensionality) is 3-4 OOM.

So if the bar is "baby level invention", AI isn't anywhere close.

[L @laprofiterole_]

@yulinnocent @prophetofzorck @andresbaltasar @hlnraven @hrdbacot 1. Secara ga langsung (atau mgkn langsung? Yg tau hukum, tolong bantuin 😅) kamu adalah pengurus PMI ilegal.

2. Kemungkinan org2 yg km "bantuin" buat jd CS bakal bernasib sama kayak Alm. Soleh ini 🙃

Ada lg yg mau tambahin?

[L @laprofiterole_]

@hlnraven @yulinnocent @hrdbacot Betul.
Aku tau susahnya cari kerja gimana.
Ga kebayang, susah2 siapin cv + siap2 latian interview + siapin semua requirement.
Eh, kena prank. Atau malah tyt kerjaan ilegal ky judol.

Jd kl liat loker yg ga jelas begini, gatel pengen kasi tau yg lain buat hati2 kak 🙃

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

"Anime is so unrealistic." Then this woman shows up...

[L @laprofiterole_]

@hlnraven @yulinnocent @hrdbacot Up.
Ga share nama perusahaan + katanya bukan divisinya tp aktif bgt iklanin kmana2.

[Runswith Scissors @Runswit_scissor]

@fugustra1

[Mujib McCollines @mujib_mccolines]

@feyiszn Didn’t know what else to do with my life after finishing this series 😁

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupEmotion]

@TheFigen_ This is the Belgian Malinois.

Incredible super dog!

[. @aan__]

Like the “sakit lahiran normal itulah wanita seutuhnya”, menstrual cramps are also widely normalized. “Biasa kan nyeri gitu tiap bulan”. As long if society see menstruation as somewhat taboo or shameful thing, it wud be hard to comeout recognize and treat the pain.

[Monty Python @montypython]

Back-to-work brain after the holidays #MontyPython