Lara Bratcardi🖤

I take photos! welcome to my adhd archive. also just a silly goose.

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

Howdy, partner! 🤠📸

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

she wump on my wumpus till i woo

[gem ✨ @starlitbloom]

oh this is so the best one

[🦇 abbey 🦇 @N0FUCKINFUNCLUB]

long live the black parade and hannah montana 20th anniversary? pack it up 2006 is BACK

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

i’m the biggest pain in the smallest package

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

no forehead, just vibes

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

for breakfast, the body and blood of jesus christ

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

THE TARIFFS HIT THE MICHAELS

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

dressed up for dinner because what else am i supposed to do?

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

reconnecting with nature (my bed), eating the fruit of the land (hot cheetos), and drinking from the spring (a surfside)

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

girlhood is sipping on a strawberry lemonade surfside and playing hello kitty match on an ipad🥰

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

new tires, new brakes, new IUD, we are SO BACK

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

THE corporate experience is getting yelled at over outlook

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

WHY HAVE THE BUSES BEEN BLASTING THE AC?? ITS SO INTENSE MY NOSE IS COLD. IM FREEZING!

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

i fear my stomach cannot handle sushi from a conveyer belt😀

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

almost threw up at conveyer belt sushi because sea urchin tastes like the sea

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

WHEN I CATCH YOU TD BANK.

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

bitch has a whole degree but still be making typos

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

had a come to jesus moment but jesus was charli xcx

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

IM GONNA SHE / IT MYSELF IN WILLOWBROOK MALL SOMEONE SEND HELP ASAP

[Lara Bratcardi🖤 @larabacardi]

thank god april showers being may flowers because i was abouta CRASH. OUTTTTT.