Lara

puzzles fear me

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

[james moss @ratboyjames]

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

[venus @venuslovesrats]

did you know cheerios were invented for rats?

[Rams @ramenrams]

Idc if we’re beefing, if you wanna go see a movie with me lemme know im down ill put the beef aside for cinema 💯

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

being normal performatively

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

if i don’t eat $30,000 of stone fruit every summer i will violently combust

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

i’m assembling a team of divas

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[Jeffrey Ⓥ @LiftForever67]

Meanwhile in Canada...

#Canada
#Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night in my 20s

[chance @chanceposts]

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

[Soraya Sebghati @SorayaSpaghetti]

Once you unlock understanding the difference between “less” and “fewer” you can’t unsee it. My grammatical prowess is a curse

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Nothing better than when a dog sits a little weird

[bink @knotbink]

if I have a crush on you I’m literally going to do nothing about it

[Gene @genemonchelli]

Leland are you kidding me

[anh* @Lostmypieces_]

hate when some people have a lot of trinkets but there is no soul in their collection .. just following trends . i can see right through you