Tesco cashier: That’ll be £78.49
Me: I have a club card.
Tesco cashier: Why didn’t you say so?! That’s £2.85. In fact it’s free. No in fact, we owe you money. Take the contents of the cash register.
Can finally get my mum back this morning she’s hungover asleep and I’ve been up since half 7 that Hoover is calling my name gunna smash it off every skirting board Alexa play heart dance because Lynzi is about to get a taste of her own on this fine fresh Sunday morning