🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️

Islands, migration, intimacy. Pli so pli mesan

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Walking into the house yelling and taking off my boots and my bra and my feet and my tits and throwing them far far away from me

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

It's on me for not eating enough but why is transport information so needlessly confusing. Why is one of the platforms suddenly a letter. Why are there no zero beers in the M&S. No bless yous for Giacomo. Grumble grumble

[ناه @overnanaz]

In my Mao era rn

[house of the pelvic truth @paige_eden]

I have animal crossing brain where I see a normal object or a flower or sea shell and think “wow like in animal crossing”

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[N @nj_ise]

This color

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Also disclaimer that obviously like all normal people I hate actual Price Philip so you can understand my initial confusion & disappointment in myself

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

I started having a secret shame crush on him after The Crown and it transitioned to a crush that dared speak its name circa HOTD & his line delivery here is one of the main reasons I could not acknowledge fancying him even to myself for a long time, just so upsetting

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I don't think I can manage today because my brain decided to remind me this Doctor Who line exists.

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

I know some creep* wrote this & it's not his fault he's good at being attractive in an off-putting way, a quality that has since been put to much better use in other shows and films

*not 100% sure which creep is to blame

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

I am also worried it's because of my boobs which I am neither concealing nor showing off and can't help having & have difficult feelings about and I know unfortunately a certain kind of pervert likes that especially much. Why do I have to think about this when THEY are weirdos

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Straight men have been liking my outfit Tiktoks (though in no sense could this be considered doing numbers) & I don't like it I'm worried I've been posted to something called like r/chunkymums or something ;_;

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

I have moots on there who also post outfit roundups and I don't want straight men to see me unless they are also fashion girlies. I follow people because I fancy them sometimes but I don't go like all their posts in one go like a fucking stalker

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Do u ever get a headache so bad you have to take your bra off

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Writing about my positionality academically

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

There's this little cat in my area who is famous because once she got on the train and went to Glasgow Central and had to be escorted back by ScotRail employees and sometimes she hangs out in a particular hedge so she can say hi to everyone in the morning

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

It says on it just 60 seconds at a time and my thing where I have to follow instructions is keeping me right because otherwise I'd have vibrated my lids clean off

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

And for the woman who has already sampled the mainstream bfrbs may I suggest one of those heated eyelid massage wands

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

His rule is basically that he'll do what you ask him to do if you completely humiliate yourself in the process

[🏝️ mairi stella 🏝️ @larbdevi]

Managed to get my kid to voluntarily blow his nose this morning by doing a Stitch voice and telling him I was collecting green goo for an experiment