Lauren Roberts

PharmD, Slingin’ pills to pay the bills|| She/her

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

@gabriellakatt Straight up, they let me use it for the down payment

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

I can’t believe I literally paid for my new car using Apple Pay

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

A new Punk Goes Pop album would do wonders for my mental state

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

@gabriellakatt No, cause some of the places DIDNT EVEN HAVE DIET COKE. I had to suffer through Coke Zero, which is does NOT hit

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

The hardest part of Disney world is being a Diet Dr Pepper girl

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

I removed the Sani Derm from my arm and saw god

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

@unacctmango Wow. Here I am, sitting with no animal pictures 😤

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

Update: referral to a therapist 😬

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

I’m at the doctor for the first time in a long time, and the first thing they give me is a depression screening 🙃 is it because I didn’t put makeup on lol?

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

My brother was very confidently talking about Christopher Robin, who according to him is the guy from “American Psycho” 🙃

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

@Ronfinkleburg I know, I’m so excited lol

[jack is suede visage @Porgologist]

there’s a correct answer to this, btw

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

I’m sorry, but what in your mind sees a cone blocking a drive through, and decides to BACK IN THE DRIVE THROUGH. 🙃 We obviously closed it for a reason

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

Yesterday I went to check out @GhoulishBooks to break my book buying ban, and it was everything I’d hoped for! Now I just need to get myself mentally prepped to feel devastated 😬

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

@GiveMeYourTeeth I’m so bummed I was working 😭 I’ll have to stop by one day next week when I’m off

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

I have a week off of work coming up and I have zero ideas on what to do with my life

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

Season 2 of Yellowjackets is going to make me insufferable at work, I can already tell

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

Going to need someone to dress in all pink and go see the Barbie movie with me when it comes out 😤

[Lauren Roberts @larblue]

My vacation starts, and literally the FIRST DAY I’m gone the store catches on fire. Right near the propane tanks