Ben Gozzy

Jameela has replied to me 3 times

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

When I worked at a hardware store I had a coworker named Linda who could eyeball and identify any screw from 50 yards away but she would have a fish filet and 2-3 modelo tall boys for lunch every day and come back to work unintelligible with a limp and one eye permanently closed

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

WHO TF GO TO MCDONALDS & SAY YEAH LET ME GET A FISH FILET MEAL😭😭😭😭😭

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

That first patch of black ice he drives over is gonna hit like fucking crack

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

It feels like I’m the only person in the world who cares that Zhuri James used AI to write her father’s day card to LeBron. I would never do you like that king….

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Woody got updated for 2026 so when you pull his string he goes “type shit”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A “TS” billboard covered in 13 ‘Toy Story’ clouds has been spotted.

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Hilarious. Omri Casspi would give them 50

[Coop™️ @imyycooper]

First 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals

Basketball used to be so pure 🔥

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Congratulations to Scott Foster!

[Ben Fawkes @BFawkes22]

The New York Knicks were down 22 points in the 4Q.

One bettor at @BetMGM had $775,000 in ladder bets on the Knicks ... and ended up winning ALL of them.

➡️$70,000 on Knicks -6.5 (-120)✅
➡️$95,000 on Knicks -5.5 (-140)✅
➡️$185,000 on Knicks -4.5 (-160)✅
➡️$350,000 on Knicks -3.5 (-185)✅
➡️$75,000 on Knicks -2.5 (-210)✅

Final score: Knicks 115, Cavs 104 (OT)

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

People in the pokemon trading card discord I’m in are autisticly describing how they deal with “crazy” people who try to talk to them in public and it’s all useful tips like “I pretend I can’t hear them” and “I just look forward and keep walking”

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Boss asked me why I’m looking for a new job, idk maybe it’s cuz I tweaked my back cuz the kids filled my backpack with rocks, I’ve got a 3 yo who won’t stop taking off and licking the bottom of her shoe and a 5 yo who keeps telling me and all his friend to “kill yourself”

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Truly and totally unbelievably disgusting

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

We tried the shelf stable Aldi bagged Mac n cheese so you don’t have to: here’s what we found 🧵 ⬇️

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Do NOT watch S3E1 of Euphopria Mr. Casablancas!! Just don’t do it!!!

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

does every single movie need to have a throw-up scene?

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

@wasianfielder @MalteeeBVB You suck really really bad

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

@wasianfielder @MalteeeBVB This is such an embarrassing way to behave lol

[Julian Casablancas Brasil @casablancasfcbr]

🚨 NÃO É IA! o teaser do novo Álbum do The Strokes, "Reality Awaits", foi produzido pela GreatWork, empresa especializada na criação de animações 2D, 3D, CGI, Design e Produção de vídeo para artistas. a Greatwork já produziu conteúdo para nomes como RCHP, Sting, Boygenius, Joni Mitchell, entre outros.

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

There is a “great chance” I hurl myself under a hydraulic press if this happens

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam told reporters that Deshaun Watson has a “great chance” to be Cleveland’s starting quarterback.

More via @DanielOyefusi:

https://t.co/5Ztqar61ov

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

Think of the gayest word you can. Now think of the most British word you can. Notice how they were same? Really makes you wonder

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

@whitus @TheRewatchables Pleasssseeee

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

@PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake Big cat and pft joking about Rob and Rex Ryan realizing the writing was on the wall in Buffalo and they’d probably be fired so they start slowly stealing office supplies as revenge. Never been able to find it again. One of the hardest I’ve ever laughed

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

lil yactys music hits different when you think about what a beautiful and pure relationship he has with Ninja

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

@JediRick I don’t even like buying seats directly in front of or behind someone, usually try and at least offset by one. This is truly psychotic.

[Ben Gozzy @Larch_Disco]

This is especially hilarious bc you can tell LeBron has legit just never heard of Israel before

[BR @RULPDX]

LeBron James on Deni Avdija season leading to the all star game and wanting to visit Israel in the future.