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Just a brick. A brick stuffed with moom-bins.

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Turns out drunk husband is a good look for me.

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@btvjim Decided to call instead?

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@btvjim Drowned in Armagnac, then roasted and eaten with your face covered by a large napkin?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I mean, obviously he has been a criminal for half a century, but mostly they should arrest Donald Trump because it would be really funny.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

damn, lance reddick was just one of those actors i expected to be here for the duration. doing great work for as he felt like acting. what a fucking loss

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I dream to some day, like Indiana Jones, knock out a man with one punch and have his clothes fit me perfectly.

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I think it’s time for a gritty HBO reboot of Mathnet.

[Robert Garcia @RobertGarcia]

Will be proudly sworn-in to Congress on the U.S. Constitution. Underneath the Constitution will be 3 items that mean a lot to me personally. A photo of my parents who I lost to covid, my citizenship certificate & an original Superman #1 from the @librarycongress. 🇺🇸😊

[Emporia Gazette @emporiagazette]

After a decade, Mulready’s Pub has officially changed hands. https://t.co/vcpiiI6jDP

[Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds]

It’s winter, I’m in Montréal, it’s time for my annual favourite joke.

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@SnarkyElf Seems a little unfair to say she’s in everything if it took you four and a half years to spot her again.

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Look, OBVIOUSLY no one is remaking The Last Jedi, but I have suggestions:
Luke: Terry Crews
Rey: Allison Janney
Poe: Idris Elba
Finn: Idris Elba (in this version Poe & Fin discover they are secret twins)
Rose: Pam Grier
Holdo: Laura Dern
Kylo: David Hyde Pierce
Leia: Mark Hamill

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@btvjim Many years ago, on College Street, that bear had a pipe in those paws.

[Jared’s Web @_kinesthetiac_]

Lynda Barry

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I’ve compiled a list of movies where Michael Douglas eats a Fruit Roll-Up on screen: Fatal Attraction

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@SnarkyElf https://t.co/NGFGact2nH

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Turns out drunk husband is a good look for me.

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Just got myself a wife.

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I love The 126.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This is a travesty. Period.

These are the same Republicans who believe teens should be forced to give birth.

All they want is to control people’s bodies.

Trans rights are human rights and Democrats need to push back against this.

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I have just re-watched Heat. Heat is a good movie. I believe I will read that Heat 2 novel.