seymour rat

fan of da baltimore ravens, but it's offseason rn

[John⛵️🥥 @Jbn3ex]

This exact scenario kills 45 people a year in India

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@gregthesorcerer The forbidden molasses

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@ThePaintExtra @Jackson_Muse @HoodieYo8 Cause we're spoiled by prime Justin Tucker

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@ShitpostGate I hate when my friends turn me into a Simpsons character in my sleep

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@TheAthletic @TheAthleticNFL

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@chillcuteboy That's nothing. Give us the Sandy Cheeks pre-hibernation week version and then we'll be talkin

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@MySportsUpdate @evan_b Bro stuck his neck out for this dude for a whole year with the ravens, watched lamar get absolutely slaughtered in the pocket as a result, even took him to the giants with him after all that, AND NOW they trade him.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@PAPSC2024 @UrinatingTree Harbs is a goddamn crook. Took him long enough to realize that dude is just not good at being a lineman.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@pbjray @notmuin And nobody uses that shit either

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@ankl3br3aker @NostalgiaFolder Good idea! Now it looks like the piece of styrofoam he bit out of that cage is coming out of the screen!

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@giveitupfor15 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO CELEBRATE DAY 15 ON A SATURDAY! @algoestowork

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@iHateMidWits @ShitpostGate Who's flexing? I think people just want to play the fucking game as intended.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@R3TRO1993 @GameStalgiaX The beginning is pretty tough. Just stock up on cheeseburgers and push thru it and the rest of the game is a cakewalk, almost too much so if you choose to invest in the world-ending nukes that are Jeff's multi bottle rockets in the late game.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@FluteWarpedReal @UrinatingTree "Pehnsools. Behnahhhnuh. Stiff CAUCKS"

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@AdamQuraishi1 @UrinatingTree It has to be a completed catch to be a fumble tho.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@UrinatingTree Mike "We're Going For It" Elias is now trading away talent to rebuild this godawful shitty team. What a fucking clown. Lil bro thinks one big trade in the offseason is enough to bolster this garbage team. Fire him already, 2 good years aint enough if you can't win a playoff game.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@MulgoreJT @Memest0nker @DeIudedShaniqwa "Well I can't climb this! You got, like, a rope or something?"

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@crf_nati Ppl be sayin best tweet in this trend ever and it's just a perfectly visible picture by itself but just gets like 5% brighter when you tap and hold 🥱

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@Tiijdij This shit is gonna last like 2 weeks and then bite the dust so unbelievably fast.

[seymour rat @largeArseCarse]

@klara_sjo @RazerxpGaming That happened with me and GOT too. But only because I watched s8 and lost the brain cells required to remember any of the show before that.