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20 • he/they ☭ • i like rocks and bugs and large bodies of water @redwingsism

[dry @largeredwing]

if i ever stop deleting my tweets 14 minutes after posting, i’ve been replaced by aliens and i need you guys to come save me

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

some things i would rather see as a female fan of the nhl:
-a domestic violence policy
-a sexual assault policy
-no more abusers in the nhl (see above)
-a better, less ugly women's jersey
-specialty jerseys
-free pad & tampon dispensers in the bathrooms
-improved bag policies

[dry @largeredwing]

i did actually ask for this podcast thank you mo for answering my prayers

[Opening Night Jess @EthelSluggs]

The league that tried to ban RAINBOW TAPE is now actively pimping out its own players can we think about that for a fucking second

[dry @largeredwing]

IM SICK TO MY STOMACH. BRING HIM BACK HERE NOW

[RinAldrin @RinAldrin_Lives]

The more you read up on ant warfare the more crazy it gets. They have suicide bombers, chemical warfare, and trench warfare. There is a super colony war in California where 30 million ants die every year.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

[dry @largeredwing]

Went onto someone’s profile to block them and liked their pinned tweet on accident

[Mr. Very Good Nice Person @fatdemidov]

"Its the 5G"
"What"
"Those negative thoughts youre having. Its the 5G McKenna. Put this on"
"Tavares I dont think that-"
"Shhhh. . ."
[Slips on amulet]

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧ @RadicalDecay]

Deadass if you voted for trump you need to die

[dry @largeredwing]

@misaminten i had to delete my tweet about brock faber because so many assholes were in my mentions calling me a dumbass and dming me death threats because i said the NHLPA should do more to protect players from head injuries

[dry @largeredwing]

@puckknow no me too, i love when they reply to my tweets and i get to dunk on them…

[Jake @313Hockey]

Other NHL teams: Yay, hockey is back!

Red Wings subplot:

[dry @largeredwing]

#ThrowAnAnvilAtChrisIllitch

[dry @largeredwing]

i’m going to hurt myself AND others if we don’t re-sign simon rn

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[seraph @despaird0ll]

taking an adderall to sweat profusely and do nothing productive

[˖ ֹ੭୧ mia ⊹ ࣪ ⑅ @priinceferran]

seeing every oomf do the twitter circle thing but i barely interact w anyone so i feel like this guy