Laris

trying to form an original thought

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Going to Starbucks during my break reminds me I have free will

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Once my mom went into Kaiser for a chronic cough and they diagnosed her with depression

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I thought this was a beta fish

[i like food @messedupfoods]

pb&j on rice paper

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I don’t trust people that talk to me while wearing AirPods

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My coworker and I are both watching Game of Thrones for the first time. She claimed she was on season 5 (like me) and then proceeded to spoil 3 different things for me. Turns out she’s on actually on season 8

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@wearethenorthh To you

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Starting game of thrones and so far I’m most confused about how Jason Momoa blew up from this show

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Just know if you tweet about Shrek I’m liking that shit

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Sumn about egg bites

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@thereallena Belle?

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Since when is everyone so brazen with their tone you’re speaking to a human you know

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@kokoabounayan Nice shot!

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Koko just answered the phone while sprinting on the treadmill

[KerrBear 🪷 @MPLSKerrBear]

The Supreme Court just ruled that Border Patrol can enter any home without a warrant and assault you, within 100 miles of the border. And no, you have zero federal protections if they do so.

The area in yellow is affected.

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Instant NPC status if you listen to the full versions of the super viral tik tok sounds regularly

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U can’t see him but u CAN hear him

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She wasn’t here today :/ but my coworker spoiled that it’s a girl

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I’m so excited for my coworkers gender reveal tomorrow she’s gonna come in a pink or blue mask