xion 🍄🌙

devil worshiper, tender lover, mole enthusiast

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

haaate that couch sleepy does not transter to bed sleepy….....

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip >>>

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[ؘ @matheusxereca]

"i have a breeding kink" IT'S A FACTORY SETTING IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[swinky @swinkying]

does anyone even Yay anymore #yay #yaytwt

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[simpy ☆ butch paul mccartney @chillinparker]

how do we get johnny knoxville as a judge on drag race

[:3 @supermonkeynuts]

not my house but i know my way around

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Getting drunk alone in my house as a prank

[xion 🍄🌙 @larnburger]

Love posting crazy shit on here then deleting it knowing no one ever saw it <3

[🕎Rebel🏳️‍⚧️Girl🔆🇵🇸🇺🇦 @RebelTransbian]

@ma1ybe Improved version (not my art)

[binnie @binniebunnnies]

an awkward hair length detaches you from your ego and brings you closer to god

[xion 🍄🌙 @larnburger]

Male bartenders need to kill themselves