elly

nobody ever pays me in trident layers

[elly @smeleanore91]

Please be quiet she is trying to study🤫😠

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[elly @smeleanore91]

I get so gay off that garmonbozia

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

snapchat hotdog tulpa execute him immediately

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[elly @smeleanore91]

@chilledspectre I just did this my life is awesome

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

windom earle

[swinky @swinkying]

does anyone even Yay anymore #yay #yaytwt

[cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas]

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

[Groby @groby5000000]

Arbys cashier said my card declined so i kicked his knees in backwards

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I met my wife on MyChart

[elly @smeleanore91]

My womb just got bought by Blackrock

[elly @smeleanore91]

Absolute nautical nonsense at the antique mall today

[trap possum @pimpinpossum69]

commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby

[elly @smeleanore91]

Pierogi from scratch btw

[elly @smeleanore91]

Feeling a little extra Polish this Saturday evening

[darwin @NintendoGCN]

Waiting for a night to unwind with a glass of Pingus