Kibara_Mugo

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

and we’re a luxury airline

[Kay_dee🌜 @Its_kaydeee]

If she puts her phone face down around you, she has something to hide. If she keeps it face up, she’s confident you won’t find it.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Any call for lockdown should be preceded by the removal of duale and murkomen then in quick succession dissolution of Parliament. Then and only then will we consider it . We can't be at home while they pass draconian laws in parliament.

[Junior Mechanic @Murakariuki]

On Sunday, oomf put me on his technical bench.

Today, court has ordered that all his kids be returned to his house, and a custody/child support application be filed within 3 days.

This is the year of present fathers.

Huyu tutafinya atoe mahira mamae.

[Sintax @sintax_KE]

Kenyans after cooking South Africa and Nigeria within 48 hrs😂😂💀

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

90% of your movies involve witchcraft practises. The remaining 10% is Ogwechuku falling in love with Chineke. Having dams without electricity is diabolical. Better athletes maybe night runners since there is no light at night. Having a refinery without refined English is irony.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Mwambie apige picha na gazeti ya leo kama amesema wantam akiwink na jicho ya right.

[Kip🇯🇲 Too @ant1_bruno3]

We're done with the anus of Africa now the attention has shifted to Abegistan, the armpit of Africa

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Kupiga recovery ya Kichele ya Chivayo kwanza na patient zero. Mjini haitaki uzembe ma mehn!

[Kibara_Mugo @larrrymugo]

@Eddie_Mugoh Urban games.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

South Africans looking for black owned businesses in Johannesburg.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

The DNA debate is one I find almost amusing because what is the expectation? That I will find out you willfully targeted me for deceit, because you concluded I was too stupid to connect the dots, and I should pat you in the back while singing Kumbaya?😂

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I was reading up on the slave trade and specifically the trans Saharan slave trade . The Arabs unlike the Europeans were very afraid of Africans having children with their women. They knew that at some point some of their women would stray , their solution wasn't stopping the trade no. They made eunuchs . They cut of the whole penise and testicles leaving a hole . The procedure was rarely successful only 1 in ten survived . This way the slaves would serve even bathing their women . Some even suspect that the Arab men known for their homosexuality would defile this half men .
The problem was unlike the Americans who could breed their slaves to have more slaves ,the Arabs needed fresh slaves to replace them . This proves why there are no descendants of slaves in all Arab nations.
While all this was happening they never forgot to pray and fast . Wherever there is too much religion evil is a foot . Just look at statehouse right now .

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

STEREOTYPES ABOUT DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Pastor pumbavu sana

[main @main2091469]

@ciggiejohnson Women logic,if you do DNA and the child is yours ,she leaves you because of mistrust,but if you find out The child is not yours ,you are not supposed to leave because of The child's wellbeing 😂😂😂

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Watu wananifollow juu ya Wicknell and other legislative posts that zimefufuliwa watashangaa sana wakipatana na tweet za matiti na kuzunda thumb kwa haha ya ma galdem. 😭😭 Be advised we occasionally become morons over here.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Deep conversation with buddies yesterday:

Mans said we are getting to the age where its becoming clearer who put in the work and who didn't. That it's not just a money thing, but even our in networks. The conversations we are having: what have you done with life? Are we referring to the things we have done, or the things we could have?

He knotted his fist, said, in fact, not achieving the dream is not the biggest issue. It's never having tried. Said he is no longer even concerned with being the biggest artist in Africa anymore, but when his son asks: "what did you do?", he wants to be able to point him to the evidence of his attempts:

That I did one, two, three, and there they are. That's more important than the dream. The things you actually do, not the aspirations.

I said, brother, you know there are disadvantages in life, like not having enough resources? Poor people work hard. They are just unlucky.

Dude, almost lost it. Said, first, I don't know who peddled this notion that privileged folks don't work hard but that aside, "Okuna, how many people do you have in your contact?"

I said hundreds.

He said, "if you were dying right now, would you call them to rescue you?"

I said, yes.

He said, have you reached out to any of them for your dreams? And not just to talk about dreams but to actually be a part of it?

I said, well, you know, everyone has something they are dealing with. I wouldn't want to impose.

He said, exactly! You don't want it bad enough, my brother. You are not dying to get your dreams. You still care about perceptions. And that's the problem, we build networks based on perceived and anticipated values we will never have if we don't ask now.

I said, Brother, it's not that people don't ask They ask and alll they get is a no.

Man banged his fist on the table, said, "Good! Delete number! Next!"

I said, Brother, you can't just discard folks because they refused to give you the value you wanted. They have other values.

He asked, what value?

I said, "Conversations. Sex. Future opportunities."

He said, "Okuna, you are dying. Having a dream, potential... is dying. A little everyday. The lights are going off, my man, and you still want to have sex, Okuna? What good are evening conversations when you're drowning, man?"

He said, "In fact, I hate to hear the word potential in adults because its definitive proof you didn't try hard enough. You didn't want it bad enough. It's better if we didn't know you had potential!"

He went on: Okuna, do you know how sad it is to see a guy who you know to be excellent, failing at life? Because of the sanctity they assign potential?

He said, In fact, I want you to lose people, man. I wish more men lost people. So you can lose the illusion of safety that keeps you floating. Every man should get to a place where he knows it's just him, his dreams, and his God!

That's when his journey really takes off!

He concluded, and said: "You know, Okuna, it may not be your fault that you don't get to your dreams. But poor, cursed, unlucky; what evidence exists that you actually put your life on the line for the things you say you wanted? The things you say you deserved?"

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

How do we test for these spirits though? Do the carriers turn blue in litmus?