Payton Larson

go outside.

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

@andrew_schinds Congrats!

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

Hey @AirAsia I’ve tried contacting you multiple times about a canceled flight. Your customer service is trash!! 😡@AirAsiaSupport

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

If anyone gives millennials a hard time, show them this and remind them this was Gen Z on spring break...not us

[CBS News @CBSNews]

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. https://t.co/KoYKI8zNDH

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

Yeah .... maybe I will be renewing my contract 🙃

[Muting/Blocking = Self Care @QueeringPsych]

S. Korea is giving free tests to citizens and non-citizens as a part of their emergency response

The US is charging over $3,000 per test

[Gabby Alcala @gabbyalcala12]

“So if you’re poor, you’re dead”

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

@gabbyalcala12 😂Why am I dying laughing at that comment....oh wait cause it’s true! And the number one reason I don’t wanna come back to US

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

@gabbyalcala12 Noooooooooooo :(

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'Stop giving power to people who don't believe in science.' — Actor Harrison Ford is warning us to address the climate crisis before it's too late

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

@gabbyalcala12 Incase anyone needs reference ...

[Hopeful Pac-12 Enthusiest @a_j_hilzman]

Update: he's going to the Avs game 6 tomorrow, 20 RT's and he said he won't go

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

“Do you ever miss home?”
“Nope. No I do not.”

[NWS Bismarck @NWSBismarck]

Wind chill values will be life-threatening at times across North Dakota this week. Frostbite within 10 minutes possible. #ndwx

[morgs @morganjenks15]

things to watch out for in colorado:
-ski traffic
-4/20
-the food at casabonita
-colfax at night
-subaru drivers on i25
-the people who lead dances at the grizzly rose
-c470 after an edm red rocks concert
-snooze at 10am
-boulder

[Gabby Alcala @gabbyalcala12]

Dear Orange Theory,
Thanks for bringing good looking men into the studio every day. That’s what really keeps me motivated to do all those burpees.
With love,
Gabby and @LarsonPayton

[Patagonia @patagonia]

We're giving our $10 million tax cut back to the planet.
https://t.co/3mB5NQYCB6

[Our People’s Planet @ourpplsplanet]

This planet is 4.6 billion years old. If we scale that down to 46 years, our species has been here for 4 hours. The industrial revolution began 1 minute ago, and in that time we’ve destroyed more than half of the world’s rainforests. Our modern way of life is NOT sustainable.

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

canada has free healthcare for every citizen and now the government is selling weed. the fuck are we all still doing here being idiots with shit healthcare system and a president who spends most of his time in a tanning bed ? let’s grab some puffer jackets and head north y’all.

[Payton Larson @LarsonPayton]

Rezz or 2011 @gabbyalcala12

[professional yapper @starbsthot]

“Where you from?”

“North Dakota”

“Where in North Dakota?”

“Bismarck”

“Ohhh where’s that by”

“Literally nothing. there’s like 5 cities in the entire state”

“huh?”

“i live in a barn. the moon landing is still big news and we all travel by horse.” https://t.co/XrHiN6ecKL