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[laura @larvalapid]

I feel like if my apartment was on fire and I had no choice but to escape out of this window, I could successfully jump and land in this tree

[laura @larvalapid]

I like when people use the acronym “wdym” because then I can respond with “wdymwdim” and it scratches a part of my brain and it feels good.

[laura @larvalapid]

Procrastinating for me looks like deep focus on important work but really I’m working on a dick around project to detect and count how often I say “where tf is my vape” 😞

[laura @larvalapid]

Is it just me or is @github’s copilot vscode extension behaving like it smokes a blunt before responding lately

[laura @larvalapid]

I’d die for ChatGPT tbh

[laura @larvalapid]

If you wrap ice cream in a fruit roll up the fruit roll up gets crunchy

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You can probably keep scrolling but I just think ChatGPT is so cool and it continues to impress. I feel like a mad scientist.

[laura @larvalapid]

Oh my GOD. My GitHub contribution chart is about to pop the fuck off https://t.co/pSJyWUZAbr

Huge crush on ChatGPT. Huge.

[laura @larvalapid]

If you have a penis and you have a phone with LiDAR, please stop sending dick pics and send 3D CAD files instead.

[laura @larvalapid]

Why haven’t I seen a single firefly yet

[laura @larvalapid]

Wondering if grimace’s cum is ube flavored

[laura @larvalapid]

The animation speed of the “next episode” button on Netflix gives me anxiety

[laura @larvalapid]

@sashavond @evan__forever Baberaham lincoln 🥵

[laura @larvalapid]

3 pushups are hard :/

[laura @larvalapid]

Why is not being able to see nerdy

[laura @larvalapid]

Why did I let someone I towered over put me on Zoloft?? (I’m 5’2”)

[laura @larvalapid]

In movies, they just hang up the phone and never say bye 🙁

[laura @larvalapid]

Why would food poison me 😞

[laura @larvalapid]

My favorite hobby is getting excited about a new hobby and buying all the stuff for it and then not doing the hobby