Erin Ridgeway

Adequate af.
Co-host of @traumatizedcast.

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@danselord WHAT?????

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@TOPolk This is not the tweet I needed to see today. I’ll just get another cat.

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@erin_bartram Which Witch? by Eva Ibbotson was so formative for me and my sense of humor.

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@yourewrongabout Taking a moment to appreciate and celebrate @RottenInDenmark ‘s Florence and the Coffee Machine joke, because that was gold and I can only assume he edited out Sarah’s laughter out of humility.

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When you have to get patted down at the airport because the scanner saw something suspicious near your *buttocks area*, "Well, my ass IS the bomb" is NOT the response the TSA is looking for.

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@dlando71 San Francisco.

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@ApparentlyLeft You have to do a bang-bang and get the burger from In-N-Out and the fries from McDonalds. It's more work, but if you're going to go, go hard.

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@morninggloria I switch to Sweet Stuff Bro after I say it twice.

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This is maybe my favorite episode we've ever done, complete with some intense fangirling over @erikbraa with a TWIST YOU DID NOT SEE COMING.

[Traumatized Podcast @traumatizedcast]

In this episode, we're yanking your spine right out of your body—with laughter! Join us as we discuss the 1995 film adaptation of Mortal Kombat. Flawless victory!
https://t.co/yJxOjUNenZ

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@JustinMcElroy If the expectation is that I must make every interaction with my child a creative! and! magical! enriching! experience! I am getting an IUD for my IUD because that way lies madness.

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@TOPolk I don’t understand this. Paying for the subscription is not new. That’s how Peloton has always worked. If you don’t want the subscription, why buy a Peloton? There are other options. And they’re taking Tread+ back since the recall. This outrage is baffling.

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@rileighsmirl I think about the absolute ice cold power move of returning her entire catalog to Spotify the day Katy Perry dropped a new album at least once a week because I'm deeply petty. Taylor is the shade I wish to be in the world.

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@JustinMcElroy I feel like this could be like the time Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton lookalike contest and lost to a drag queen, so yes, please, channel that Dolly energy.

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@TheKitchenista The exact second when something you’re mixing or whipping goes from not the right consistency to EXACTLY the right consistency.

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@JoJoFromJerz NewsRadio, though I feel like its greatness is slowly getting recognized. And there was a primetime soap called Sisters that I was way too young for but loved anyway.

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@cae_jmyles @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff The biggest mystery in that book for me, a Southerner in the days before the internet, was WTF a egg cream is. (I know now.)

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@trixiemattel @Discovery I cannot believe that “create a themed club” All-Stars challenge actually has a real-world application. (I’m excited to watch!)

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Oh good the overpriced t-shirt that I bought when I was sad has shipped

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Cody's pleasant chatter about making grilled cheese in his air fryer during a climb has the same energy as when your OB/Gyn tells you a nice story about a horse as she yanks out your IUD.

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When you're selecting an air freshener, what you're really doing is asking yourself what fragrance pairs well with poop.