RSLash

Tired teenager, Pan, and Jewish ✡️🏳️‍🌈

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Ustedes piensan que es broma pero espérense al sábado.

El arma más potente que tiene Inglaterra contra Haaland es Jude, pero porque se pierde en sus ojos.

[dont @valleyboyvoice]

Tweeting "I will kill Mitch McConnell" so they'll have to prove he's alive to charge me with anything

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Imagine you’re Mitch McConnell’s staffers.

Chronically plugged in to every pulse of the hill.

It’s been 5 days since rumors of your boss’ health started to spiral

Major papers are now asking where he is.

Some pundits declare he is brain dead.

And you decide… not to address it?

You decide to put out no new statement.

You decide Mitch, who you claim is hard at work and spoke last week to Thune, won’t tweet or write a press release.

And when asked by the press for a statement, you give the same canned response from 3 days prior.

Because that’s how you handle this totally normal and benign situation that’s totally not a problem…

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[Lilium @hi6nahiena]

Haaland and Bellingham better recreate this on Sunday

[RSLash @lash_rs]

@himejinist It’s ok he’ll start nesting in bellinghams box soon enough

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

whoopsie

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Mitch McConnell’s wife fled to China and his oldest daughter deleted her account here. He is dead and the GOP are covering it up.

[RSLash @lash_rs]

@lesbolorax There’s an oddly large gap between pre-hospital and hospital care just in understanding the psychology tbh

[lesbian botanist thing (avery ((he/it)) @lesbolorax]

it’s really cool how they teach EMTs that an “impending sense of doom” is a serious symptom of many life threatening conditions/events and then you get to the hospital and they say you’re just anxious

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

hilariously Trump played soccer in high school but he's so old it was before they invented red cards

[Ziggy 🌿 @FaerunSiren]

Sony’s social media manager checking every few days if it’s safe to come out of hiding.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@johnrockshomes I'm happy you're rebuilding your life. I think you proved on Jan 6th that you can overcome obstacles.

[ariana @meowsarus]

“Is there one you will miss the most like one gu-“ “YEAH JUDE”

[alaska @145k4]

holy shit

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

RIP CUM 🫡

[jay @kendallhosseini]

heartwarming

[v @missh8ter]

USA playing like shit the moment trump touched them…this is the knicks all over again

[kam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kamsspice]

i was explaining to my straight football fan male friend the jude bellingham x haaland omegaverse yaoi lore and he had his head in his hands like this the whole time