Lasse Jenssen

Oracle & Java developer, father of 2 girls, squash, cycling, skiing, flyfishing and more

[Lasse Jenssen @lasjen]

Tragisk avgjørelse! Ser rimelig klart ut. Ser tilbake. Kutter foran. Kontakt. Obstruksjon. #skivmtrondheim

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@ThomasEdwardsen @asandve77 Såpass må man tåle @asandve77

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Never really wanted a Tesla. Now it’s definite!

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@OUGNorway #Oracle Looking forward to a new Oracle conference on The Boat. Finally got my ticket on https://t.co/fvchdJAwHj

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@ludodba @OracleDatabase @ludodba @OracleDatabase See https://t.co/I0qIKxIfuc

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@OracleDatabase #OracleEBR Can you explain this? 4 editions: ora$base, e1, e2 and e3. Create a package ('tst') spec and body with one procedure p1 in e1. Then replace both spec and body and add another procedure p2 in e2. e3 inherit spec from e2 but body from e1 (invalid)???

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@ludodba @OracleDatabase I created this blogpost: https://t.co/I0qIKxIfuc

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Oracle 19c (19.23.0.0.0)

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@OracleDatabase In Oracle 19c my PLSQL code (a call to a public constant defined in a package specification) is failing because the body has an error. If I drop the body, the code runs fine. Is this by design?

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@Fly_Norwegian My definition of a BAD airplane company:"You book a trip. After some weeks you receive an e-mail with flight changes.The direct flight of 1 hr, now has one stop and takes 4 hr. Your option is to change flight plan or cancel.If you change you need to pay full price

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@gareth @NiceTheoryVidar Does that make the code run faster? Do every database system behave the same way? This is what someone (very mistakenly) calls database independence. What about using the licences you pay fore, and getting the best out of your DB system. Just a thought 😉

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@MartinDBA Then you get the privilege to stay in the draft. The other day I stayed in the draft of one of the best female riders in Norway - in head wind. I turned around before some monster climbs (so she wouldn't humiliate me totally). Even with the wind behind the speed went down.

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@OyvindIsene @oracleace Always nice to meet up with the community.

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@MartinDBA Only as good as the last cleaning job. A part of the deal. Beats Zwift any day.

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@MartinDBA I would go to the nearest bike store where you get the service you deserve. Then I would buy a bike which fits my Wallet and my need. When it comes to bikes I need a physical store.

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@CaryMillsap No more, no less !?

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Call for Speakers for JCON EUROPE 2023 is open and I've just submitted a session! https://t.co/ErOeyhmUyn

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@GebalJacek @oracleace Thanks … I guess (actually I was just degraded from ACE to ACE Associate), but at least I’m hanging in there. Most important part is that I hopefully soon will be joining conferences and meeting all the interesting people again (Read: you people)

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#OracleACE @oracleace After a few years of Covid absence, I look forward to start contributing in the Oracle society again.

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OUGN 2023 is coming up. Not "the boat", but Oslo is a great place to meet Oracle fellows. C4P is out - https://t.co/lTWTTHXjuM @OUGN @oracleace