Ernesta

Scottish, TV, Books, Film, Fashion, Comedy

[Ernesta @lassiesmiling]

Hi McDonald's, we ordered a Mcdelivery tonight as a special treat after a hard day and it arrived completely cold. Not the service we would expect, can you help?
@McDonaldsUK

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@LeeNoSmoke 🤣🤣🤣

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@VictoriaCoren I guess it's kind of like writing an article about how much you love a larger female popstar while she is in the news accused of sexual abuse? 🤔 Still confused by that one. https://t.co/nLTwOMQAYT

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@Laiiney88 @ToniLouiseP That's awful I'm so sorry. Thank God for that one friend 💛

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@SerialCiara @ToniLouiseP THIS

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@AmiriKing I've always had a bad feeling about Ashton and Mila was obviously groomed from a young age. Just awful that they would do this.

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@NoContextHumans Labyrinth 😭

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@hubbubUK We need live updates!! The suspense is killing me 😆

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@AudioBritney I don't understand, what does Charlotte Tilbury lipstick have to do with Glastonbury, Elton or Britney?

[Kevin O'Sullivan @TVKev]

If all Phillip Schofield did was have an extra-marital office affair and lie about it, why are @hollywills and @ITV acting like he's a serial killer? If there is something more sinister to this story, why aren't we being told?

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@nickurrz @Baddiel Me too!! What a clanger 😂

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@knightfall41 @Baddiel Spot on 😂

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@Baddiel Exactly - why are they all being so dramatic. Just get to the facts and carry out the corrective actions as needed like professionals. It's a bloody narcissists circus, so embarrassing.

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo The white ones definitely don't live up to the original. I'm sorry for your loss 💔

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@locka99 @fesshole Vosene is the BEST smell. Takes me right back to my childhood.

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@FayeEsq @lilveroodle @fesshole Thank you for this, I would be ill if I had full caffeine as it triggers severe migraines 💗

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@DannyDutch @fesshole I'm so sorry this happened, how heartbreaking and traumatic 💔

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@journo_sophie @NoContextBrits This is the accurate answer 💯

[kevin @kevin93602055]

@anon_opin Simple rule: are you ok with your other half doing the same and would you happily tell them. If no to either it's cheating

[Ernesta @lassiesmiling]

@cm_bagot @ArtyBagger Not to embarrass himself - she will be more embarrassed when she realises later and knows he didn't say anything! The kind thing to do is tell the person straight away ❤️