Robin Zoellner

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

“Too poor “ to tip? I got $14 for delivering groceries to someone who was living in a homeless shelter #karens #RaiseTheWage #goodvibes

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

Tired of dog food ads talking about nutrition. I need them to tell me that dogs prefer this food over carpet when hungry. #doggy #dogsoftwitter

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

I need to stop thinking my washing machine takes half an hour when it’s really an hour #LifeGoesOn

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

So there’s a history theory that each century has a certain character, and basically starts when the first year of that starts, like the 1900s really started when WWI started, and I think that 2020 is really where this century really started. It’s all going to be like this.

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

Kind of not a fan of the way shipping labels tell me how much my mom spent sending me things in the mail

[Mateo 🍌 @_justmateo_]

Trump supporters: “There’s a war on Christmas! The left is trying to take the Christ out of Christmas!”

Literally Melania Trump: “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations”

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

#deliverygay #pandemiclife #sunscreen

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

So glad I got a phone with Face ID right before I started having to wear a mask in public #Covid_19

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

#FlannelFriday

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

#FlannelFriday

[Robin Zoellner @lastautumbird]

I just filed my federal and state taxes with @TurboTax for free #bam #Absolute0 #sponsored https://t.co/SwQQXE9dGv

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Romney criticizes Trump's "third grade antics." I am offended on behalf of all third graders.