internet sea slug

kade, they/them, 23
orv
rt heavy く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡
@lastfalseact on bsky, @spookfished on tumblr

icon by @Rangerdewew2 !

[internet sea slug @lastfalseact]

hey are we
- online friends
- irl friends
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[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i wanna do the pizza hut reading program w my friends this summer where if we all read a certain amount of books we can throw ourselves a pizza party. but pizza not gon motivate them fr. we gon have to do it with tequila bottles and kbbq smh

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I dig how this guy repairs t-shirts. He offers the service through his site, Worn Repairs. Honest wear + skilled repair can make a garment look better than when it was new. True of everything from suits to jeans, but you have to value the item enough to repair it.

IG wornrepairs

[万事屋 Ru 🐦‍⬛🫧⭐ @sylusstandard]

telling your friends you have overtime because there's a hot videogame man crash course at work 😭😭

[Deacon ♡’s Zennon | HL2VRAI HYPE @RouleWave]

@_Shunks_ I haven't seen the movie yet but here you go

[MUBI @mubi]

Marjane Satrapi (1969 — 2026)

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Drinking in your hometown after college

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

*sees a $10M home on Instagram with $5M interior decor* me: oooh i love simple, cozy places

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

been playing sudoku so much that it’s started infiltrating my dreams and my every waking thought. it genuinely hasn’t been this bad for me since i was addicted to wordle omg

[rp @sleepydisease]

i read this idiot’s post and thought “hey, i wonder what this company does.” Clicked and burst out laughing

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Still think it’s funny I tried to tell my friend I had a crush on her and she said no I didn’t, I just needed to read “Uses of the Erotic” by Audre Lorde. And she was right

[James @exhaustdata]

It didn’t end up happening, but I got to design a whole campaign for this book earlier this spring. The interior spreads are just gorgeous.

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

To be less snarky, I do think lots of Americans grow up in areas where "grocery store" means a massive supermarket with it's own parking lot you have to drive to. The idea that in a walkable city you have just normal sized stores that sell groceries is hard to fathom.

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

there are three perfect ways to enjoy cinema: in a theater, in your living room with your friends, or on your laptop alone with a 720p rip at 3am

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I actually burst out laughing

[barbara johnson stan account @eleanoir]

Will always repost. Everytime I see this I think about the fact that this dog’s companion prob made the outfit himself 🥹

[lacy @shouldvesaidn0_]

how june is looking for me

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

i worked on a lifetime movie as an intern and had to take one of the actors to urgent care after he was starving himself to prepare to play a character that was dying of cancer. i wanted to tell him “hey man you know you don’t have to do this for a lifetime movie right”