Gas Huffer

low performance artist

[Gas Huffer @lastgashuffer]

@BrookePirouznia @oelma__ I don't know what it is. Just get instantly depressed hearing her voice.

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@ItsMeMTJohnson @oelma__ I'm absolutely serious. I'm normally an upbeat guy until I hear any sound come out of her mouth… instant depression.

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@lostm0d @oelma__ Sounds like a dying old lady complaining about being dying old lady.

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@oelma__ Stevie Nicks. Doesn't matter the song. All of them. Just hearing her sing…

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@elonmusk @profstonge I just cashed in a few bags of aluminum cans so I'm flush with cash at the moment.

Let me know if you need anything, @elonmusk

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@ultramarwarden The sound track of my work day. Here's 10hrs of Goldeneye on repeat…

https://t.co/xoM9wVVC9m

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@DadInvest More likely the owners are besties with the commissioner.

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@NoaDalzell Reported for hateful comments.

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@oldstocky Cheer up. It's best to know the rules before you break them.

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@HOUSEPORN___ Shift manager at Panda Express

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@Matt_Bracken48 @Will_Tanner_1 They tried that with prison chain gangs. They stopped because it put legit companies that did that type of work out of business.

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@TheDrugMoney Congressman

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Yeah but I got to do that weird thing were I tuck my boner up under my belt.

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Who else leaves their shit like this at night incase you have to suit up like a firefighter in an emergency 😂

[Gas Huffer @lastgashuffer]

I do it out of guilt for what I did to the bedsheets.

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Kinda cute how boomers still go to the hotel front desk to check out like it’s 1999

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@Mid30sManhattan I do it out of guilt for what I did to the bedsheets.

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@16bitnostalgia Until the raging mornin wood fires up. Then we make a neat little tent.

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My morning shower is where I cry, piss, and drink beer.

How am I supposed start my day if I do it at night?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you only shower in the morning and not at night, you're a filthy retard.

Night showers should be 100% of the time, with mornings added if you choose.

(Flipped for night shift workers)

[Gas Huffer @lastgashuffer]

@IfindRetards My morning shower is where I cry, piss, and drink beer.

How am I supposed start my day if I do it at night?

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@tanpukunokami Yakuza are Japanese, correct?

I think the odds of running into a Japanese person on a Japanese street are pretty high.