Moi

Sarcastic, delightfully ornery insomniac.

Founding Member of the Gynocracy

Apparently not worth the price of a pot from the garden store

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@allTYedup You're pretty smart, you know that?

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

I'm just overwhelmed with everything that has happened in the last 8 months. I almost died, my marriage ended, my dad passed away, my home for the last 18 yrs sold, and now my dog has cancer. I'm not sure how much more I can take.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@allTYedup I love that movie

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@Ethnicgirl Hi. I am always awake now. Le sigh.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Update: I just told Voldemort I would live on the streets before I requested anything from him outside the decree. He can fuck all the way off.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@IzzysPinkiToe As a purple haired person, I highly recommend purple

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

People if you learn one thing from me, let it be this. Do not EVER let someone speak to you like you are less than 100% worthy of their time.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@HeyStepha You are, clearly, the most appreciated nurse.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@MrsClassicist I'm so sorry, T.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Voldemort: You're getting money from an acct *I* worked hard to build. If you want to proceed in another way, you'll have to communicate in person.

Also Voldemort: I am not gaslighting you.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@jpalmiotti @docsaico 100% true.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@WendiAarons You forgot Bruh.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Not a peep about how I look. Nothing. I had so many comebacks prepared just in case.

My personal favorite was if she was to ask if I lost weight, I was going to say yes, 270 pounds and let her do the mental math on that one.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

I have lost close to 30 pounds since I almost died in December. It must be killing her to know that I haven't ballooned in weight since Voldemort & I split.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

The woman has mentioned my weight every time I've seen her since we were introduced in 1997. Here's why I mention this.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Cthulhu didn't say a word to me the entire time. Including during the family dinner. She wouldn't even make eye contact. 😂

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

@TheChrisBaylor

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

The look on Cthulhu's face when she was forced to acknowledge my existence was hysterical. I will carry it as a flame of inspiration when days are tough.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Dinner tonight is going to be ... something.

[Moi @lastgoodnerve]

Did I hear them say, "Is that (my name)?"

Maybe.