lastmanoftheironrobe

I am the last man of the iron robe. I’m working to unite the border kingdoms while hanging with my friends!

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Any week now...

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HE’S BAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaack! https://t.co/yPe8uBXjm1

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About to step into some healing water to see if my undead arm can be fixed. Hope it works! #noregrets

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Holy shit I’m dying 😂

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Shit’s gettin’ spicy.

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Never forget the words whispered that sparked the betrayal at Dapplegate.

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She’s been waiting for the story to get good...

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Let’s not forget the biggest news of the session;

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@samthearmorman Sam we’re in the middle of combat! Tweet when they’re dead!! I suppose im no better... In fact this tweet proves our magical devices are isolating us not bringing us closer...I mean your like 15 ft away from me right now and instead I tweet at you... #shame

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Remember that time we risked our lives to save king Skyward only to find out he didn’t want to be saved? Boy were our expectations subverted!

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How’s the rebuilding of Dunbridges coming along @BorderKingdoms #keurig ? We put in a good word for you back with King Skyward 😉

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Day 2 #trainingdaiwan While taking a long rest I heard strange moans coming from daiwan’s tent. I crept up and when I threw back the flap he dove under his covers and began singing! He was sweaty and blushing but in tune. I can’t wait to hear him sing again. #myrinjarsgottalent

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@BorderKingdoms @CheesyFirbolg No furnix for you until high harvest tide! #bestholidayevar

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Day 1 #trainingdaiwan In order to temper his addiction to instant gratification I instructed @BorderKingdoms #daiwan to catch his food. He pointed out we had no chickens so I took one of @CheesyFirbolg cheese wheels and rolled it down a hill. #nopainnogain

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His God is the stoniest.

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@ATabaxi @sonoflitmus

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I give you this meme in friendship @sonoflitmus

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@ATabaxi @BorderKingdoms #daiwin Do you think your mom would be into that?! I mean judging by your size she’s clearly an excellent cook!

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Sometimes I wish I wasn’t an orphan so I could have a pair of hard to please asian parents of my own...