samthearmorman

I am Samwise Tarly, youngest son of Gandalf Tarly. My family taught me how to fight with sword and shield 🛡 Now I teach myself to fight with magic 🔥

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Here’s how our teammate, @sonoflitmus , did as a volunteer executioner today in Manywaters:

1.) Voor tosses the man up and tries to chop his head off mid-air.

2.) Natural One

3.) Swing and a miss 😅

#borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms #dnd #criticalfailure

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What should @ArawaDragonHoe be?

@BorderKingdoms #borderkingdoms #adventurerproblems #dnd #druid #chaoticneutral

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@lastmanoftheir1 @ATabaxi @BorderKingdoms @sonoflitmus @ArawaDragonHoe @CheesyFirbolg One of Bartholomew’s undead minions is an alcoholic???

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Could #He grow up to become #Him ???

#powerpuffgirls #CartoonNetwork

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Thought we had a chance to relax after solving the curse of #Blackbarn, when suddenly #Voor’s wife(?) went into labor!

However, we all quickly worked together and safely welcomed #He into the world 🤗

Voor now has to balance fighting and parenthood......
#borderkingdoms

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While exploring the underground secrets of #Blackbarn, our party learned @ArawaDragonHoe isn’t fully in control of her magic 😦

We think she accidentally created a #doppelganger that ended up attacking us!

But magic practice should help.....
@BorderKingdoms #borderkingdoms

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Fighting with my shield is just.......what I do? 🤷‍♂️ @BorderKingdoms #borderkingdoms #dnd #sueme #adventurerproblems

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@BorderKingdoms @ArawaDragonHoe @CheesyFirbolg Ambassador supporting local companies 👍

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Worth it! 🤷‍♂️ 🛡

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Spent most of the adventure today reading something in my book.

Even during a fight 😅

Haha, sorry party members.....

But! It’ll be worth it.......
#borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms #dnd #abjurationmagic #knowledgeispower

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But my new ability IS pretty cool though #worthit @BorderKingdoms #borderkingdoms #dnd5e #nervouspuppetmeme

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Got attacked by a giant foot today 🦶

Closely resembled this character from an old children’s tale: “Courage the Cowardly Dog”
#borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms #adventurerproblems #dnd #feet #stinky

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Still in shock........One of our own, @sonoflitmus, attacked and left our group!

During the fight, I got a picture of one of Ivan’s Ancestral Guardians. I think they were furious with us for paralyzing one of their descendants........
#borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms

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@lastmanoftheir1 As Ivan flies away.......

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Learned some interesting things from our last encounter.

Off to Miranjar library to do some research.....
#borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms #librarynerd #dnd

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Laugh all you want guys, but #caltrops are the ultimate battlefield weapon #borderkingdoms @BorderKingdoms #dnd #dndmemes #battlefieldtactics

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@BorderKingdoms @CheesyFirbolg @BorderKingdoms What is the Border Kingdom’s equivalent to Ralph’s?

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Today’s office! 😯 (Not pictured: Two angry frog boi’s my party is fighting)
#borderkingdoms #dnd #fungus @BorderKingdoms

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Exploring a dark cave with my buddies and stubbed my toe, ouch #adventureproblems #armordidnothelp

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@BorderKingdoms Forgot to record video of @lastmanoftheir1 fighting #daiwan for the first time.......

But it basically went like this.