Last Nut Standing

You don’t have to be crazy to be a Tennessee fan, but it helps.

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And here you have @gillygoobear + @JWilkersonWNML + The Natural. What a moment.

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@leahfiles “Idiocracy” was a documentary

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@CaptTouchback Panama

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@StateDept 🤡

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@DanClarkSports @j_vols Definitely the youngest photo I’ve ever seen.

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@Super70sSports Dave Kingman

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@bstevens1960 Thanks for keeping Fountain City off the radar

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

41 years ago today, this man ordered a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and....
a steak sandwich.

Then proceeded to charge it to the Underhills.

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@CurtisHouck @craigmelvin You're his babysitter.

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@ImSusiebird I can also make people a great deal on dehydrated ice. All you have to do is add water and freeze. 🙂

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_. C.U. Later!

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Did this really happen?
Idunno
THIRD BASE!

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It took 70 years but it finally happened

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Calling Tennessee a bunch of commies.

[Pirate Groyper 🏴‍☠️💍 @PirateGroyper]

BREAKING: NCAA confirms ECU vs Tennessee regional has been upgraded from a baseball game to an ideological conflict.

ECU enters representing freedom, entrepreneurship, and the invisible hand. Tennessee enters representing state control and suspiciously mandatory team chants.

First pitch: Noon ET. History will remember who stood for liberty. 🇺🇸🏴‍☠️⚾️

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Super Sky Point to Bob Horner. He was the NL Rookie of the Year and an All-Star but if you were around back then you know he was more than that. Much more. He was a fixture in the homes of millions of us through the miracle of cable television during those epic childhood summers that seemed like they’d never end.

I was a fan for over 40 years but had never met Bob until I interviewed him last December about Dale Murphy’s Hall of Fame case. As you’d expect, Bob was a fierce advocate for his fellow Fulton County basher. How could he not be? They were Murph and Horner. Horner and Murph. The Hall and Oates of the Launching Pad.

You know, these sky points all suck to write but this one hurts more than most. The four-homer game, the bad perm, Chief Noc-A-Homa waiting by his teepee for another Horner long ball. I have tweeted a lot about Bob Horner through the years and it’s because he represents to me, and I suspect many of you too, something far bigger than baseball: WTBS coming out of the magic box on top of my 400-pound Zenith, cool air coming through my bedroom window after another afternoon of Wiffle Ball, and Rick Mahler (probably) toeing the rubber at about 7:05 while hoping to keep the Braves in it with smoke and mirrors long enough for Horner and Murph to do some damage. And me sprawled out on green and yellow shag carpet in Kentucky paying 100 times more attention to Skip Caray, Ernie Johnson, and Pete Van Wieren than any of my teachers.

Farewell, you sweet slugging bastard. Tell St. Peter you brought your glove for the hot corner and to write you into the cleanup spot. #RIP

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@CamilleGearTV You look a little bit older than a high schooler.

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@JonErlichman I'd like to go back there, please.

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@iam_elias1 @RobinEnochs What’s even funnier is that this post was written by AI as well. Inceptionesque.

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@NASA @NASAMoonBase 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@EdGallrein Go kiss the wall.