Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻

Maryland native in the Keystone State. First gen American, first gen college grad. Proud alum of @McDanielCollege. Higher ed professional. (he/him/his)

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Well, now it’s official- I’m moving to the Philly area in just a couple of months. I landed a new college counseling job at an incredible school and honestly I could not be more excited. 🩵🤎

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@miiagarro Wait, this is so Latina mom coded

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

God I loved this show… and so many others!! What an era!!

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

-New principal my sr yr, highly unliked
-Rumors that he’s cheating on his wife w/a poms coach at another HS
-me and another student in computer class find baby registry that confirms this
-He allegedly gets served divorce papers in the middle of the day
-he “leaves” for other job

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

What was "The incident" at your high school that you will always remember?

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@ceraliza Ugh another account that steals content…

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@ammalusty @CurlyMcNulty Yes really. At least be original.

[jbroome @jbroome]

@ammalusty At least you changed it up a bit.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@Clay4MainStreet Quick question: are you slow???

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@salingergregor Looking at your replies, you’re just determined to be miserable and a hater. It’s okay if you don’t understand something about our culture! WE KNOW it’s not a thing anywhere else, and that’s okay! You can either try it out, or stay home because you hate trying new things.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

I need to hold some of y’all’s hand when I say this, but “high school” is actually two words. 🫩

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Omg?!

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@JackPosobiec You really are a moron.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

This song is still mid idc.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

[Roman 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Rx410]

A little more than a year between these two pictures

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Me in Sydney only a couple of weeks ago.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@MortweetsC @andrewrhol Right. This one detail makes such a concept basically impossible, UNLESS they did it Circle style and everyone had their own room or apartment.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@TheBigBroTea @GodofBlunder247 Could it be Philly?

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Strongly recommend that if you have a long ass layover while on a trip that you do a side quest with a local friend. Getting wine and pizza at a trivia night in actual LA was a hell of a lot more fun than being stuck in LAX for six hours.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

@Lovandfear Girl did this get you the likes you wanted?? Stop stealing tweets.

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Uhhhh… am I going crazy or is the reunion not there?! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindSeason10

[Fernando G 🇵🇹🇸🇻 @lastrainforest]

Is THIS what you voted for?!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

The jokes write themselves.