Kelli 🍉

Fofty please

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

Dateline commercial: "...but what happened was far more sinister. It was murder"
Me: (standing frozen, staring at TV) "yesssssss"

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House.

They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

JD Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

@factpostnews

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

yeah he's real as fuck

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history…

Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Juniper Blessing was stabbed to death doing her laundry. There’s no “trans agenda.” Nothing is being forced on you. Trans people just want to live

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

@the_petshopboy #girlboss #founder and #ceo

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

This album is a real piece of shit

https://t.co/xbOFdTF24n

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

When Elon bought Twitter he slashed maternal leave to just two weeks.

Two weeks.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

He Was Supposed to Die in Prison, but the Prosecutor Felt Guilty https://t.co/s6rUvuUUfi

[Mia Agraviador @MiaAgraviador]

Me trying to tell my husband from across the room I want to go home

[culture @itsloveculture]

Quando a festa é na sua casa e ninguém vai embora:

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

@hunteryharris

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

Bachelorette producers doing their background checks
#bachelorette

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

Our local hero

[Slate @Slate]

Rick Steves: "Know people before you bomb them."

On Death, Sex & Money, the travel writer reflects on the 2009 episode of his show on Iran.

Watch now on YouTube: https://t.co/gDj4ZULaow

[Joe @JoePostingg]

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

@hunteryharris That man is a demon sent straight from the depths of toxic masculinity HELL. We need higher tariffs on podcast equipment because how is this man affording it?

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.

[Kelli 🍉 @lattekelli]

"I asked God to forgive me, and he has". Oh, okay.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Texas Congressman Tony Gonzales is finally fessing up to having an affair with a staffer who committed suicide last year by setting herself on fire.